chaff

A chaff is the name given to a group (or person) of people who are moronic junkies who have dead end jobs and live in a rough estate.

Display a very limited vocabulary using words such as 'ravin' 'shafe geez' and 'give me your mobile or i'll f***king knife ya'

you f***king chaff, p**s off back to your council flat

by craig.B November 21, 2004

cheffer

a jock or a jock-like entity (either a boy or a girl can be a cheffer, but usually a female cheffer is characterized by the fact that she hangs out with male cheffers). Also cheff

"I think that cheffer just called me a faggot."

or

"That cheffer is so drunk, she's making out with a dog."

by Gar Hole April 19, 2005

chaffa

fake or not real. Knock off.

that bling around yo neck is chaffa, you got robbed.

Thats a chaffa Gucci bag biatch!

by T-Bone760 August 2, 2004

chef's crack

the result of working long hours in a hot kitchen, when the sweat from your back slowly dribbles down and inbetween your buttcheeks and starts to mix with the residue of uncleaned feaces still left there, then gets constantly mixed by the "chef" moving around and if left for days will develop and mature into an unidentifiable black substance. congratulations, you have achieved chef's crack. smells extremely bad. and a very fermented sample may have traces of crude oil and motor lubricants smells, together with an overpowering smell of shit and old jogging socks.

antonio at Fat Angelo's had a very bad case of chef's crack, no one wanted to be near him.

by pyrogenetix November 15, 2006

Chaffing

When your fart is really hot, and it hurts your cornhole.

Girl: " See you @ the movies tonight! "
Guy: " Maybe if I could walk to my car, drive my car, and walk from my car to theater I would. "
Girl: "Aw what's wrong?"
Guy: " I cannot stop chaffing :/ "
Girl: " :c Maybe some other time? "

by Lo Vlesbians July 15, 2010

chef brian

A Humorous character that rarely appears in the comic ctrl+alt+del found at ctrlaltdel-online.com

Dude, did you see Chef Brian shove a carrot in that one guy's eye to show why the lines on the road are yellow?

by ABSATH September 28, 2004

chefty

ambiguous; positive connotation

That concert was soooo chefty!

synonyms: cool, tight

by nick vis January 6, 2008