bass fest

an awesome bass music festival. first coined by a tom goes to mayor episode.

we're puttin up a bass fest in tucson, az.

by mfjeek December 6, 2006

bass jumping

When a bass player is coveted by several bands, and therefore plays in different shows with different bands with totally different styles of music every night of the week.

Band Leader: Dave, can you come play for my band this Friday?
Dave: Shuu, I'm bass jumping a lot this week anyway.

by Shuumaster October 10, 2007

Bass Playah

1. The epitome of awesome when it comes to all things relating to bass, upright and/or electric.

Wow, that Bass Playah doesn't suck!

by redheaded_trumpet_chick February 15, 2010

Bass Sick Syndrome

Bass Sick Syndrome (also known as "BSS") occurs when you are in a car and the driver has the bass turned far to high.

In effect you get a feeling of nausea.

John- "Dude, I think Jerry is getting BSS."

Jerry- "PULL OVER I GOT BASS SICK SYNDROME!!"

by The Masked Hero July 26, 2010

Bass Snob

Someone who hears bass playing from another car and thinks "mines better".

Christian is such a bass snob

by only-his-always June 14, 2016

Bass saxophone

The bass saxophone is a torture machine designed to crush the user to death or suck all air out of them. It is commonly used by the Incredible Hulk and must be pushed on a cart. It is real common to find it in the tuba section since it is rejected by all other woodwinds. It has also been used in World War II to knockout German troops.

Alto: What instrument do you play?
Bass: The Bass saxophone

Alto: Go speak with the director

Band director: Rejected instruments include Bass saxophone, tuba, baritone, oboe, and trombones.

by Canofbeanns July 1, 2018

Bass face

1) The facial expression made by a bassist while playing a complex, tight groove. Caused by the brain's processing power being diverted to the hands, leaving the facial nerves uncontrolled and free to create various drunken, blank, derpy expressions. The bassist may be unaware he is doing it. Some physicians have speculated that bassists' brains may not be capable of controlling more than one region of the body at a time. This explains why they sleep with the ugly groupies.

2) A facial expression that only looks cute on Tal Wilkenfeld.

Guitarist: "Your bass face looks like you just saw your mother banging the family dog."

Bassist: "What bass face? Do I make a face?"

by bassdude726 May 28, 2014