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Face-app-phobia by ITZcoolGUY March 4, 2010
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A more pleasant way to describe someone who is app (Smart phone application) crazy. Instead of using the more vulgar word of appshit.
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Sad App Syndrome
When you are watching your app load for so long, you forget to blink and tears form in your eyes because of the lack of liquid.
John: "Aw shit this app is never going to load"
Fred: "Man how long you been watching that damn app?"
John: "I don't know"
Fred: "Well it's obviously been awhile cuz you got Sad App Syndrome"
Fred: "Man how long you been watching that damn app?"
John: "I don't know"
Fred: "Well it's obviously been awhile cuz you got Sad App Syndrome"
Sad App Syndrome by iLikeEatingApple March 1, 2013
restroom app
This is an occurrence when you are bored out of your mind taking a deucer and its taking a long time, so you get your smartphone out for a new app. It would normally not interest you, but seems your taking so long, might as well check it out.
restroom app by SpitfireZero79 May 15, 2016
Scone app the beef
When u whip up some good shit and make them booty cheeks clap, that's a sign the food is about to be lit my nigga. Prepare for some good shit fam
Scone app the beef by Realgangstermynigga December 6, 2016
bon app-a-queef
It is said when a meal look so terribile and smells so disgusting that it evokes the image of a vaginal fart (aka queef).
"Jesus buttfuckin Christ, what's this terrible smell? It smells like truffle butter mixed with dogshit"
"My gf spent the whole morning making this meal for me before leaving for work, but never told her she's fucking terrible at cooking. Would you do me a favor and eat this for me?"
"You sick mofo. You know I can't say no to my best friend. Well, bon app-a-queef, I guess."
"My gf spent the whole morning making this meal for me before leaving for work, but never told her she's fucking terrible at cooking. Would you do me a favor and eat this for me?"
"You sick mofo. You know I can't say no to my best friend. Well, bon app-a-queef, I guess."
bon app-a-queef by fedewolfie December 10, 2016
amino app
The ultimate child of Facebook and Tumblr. The place, where you can share your interests of yaoi, Elmo, and ice cream tacos.
*CAUTION. May fry your phone. PMing people still may make you feel paralyzed with fear of rejection. eat a cookie and watch "100 days of rejection", boi*
And remember friendships take time and effort .>.
*CAUTION. May fry your phone. PMing people still may make you feel paralyzed with fear of rejection. eat a cookie and watch "100 days of rejection", boi*
And remember friendships take time and effort .>.
amino app by THE UTAH TEAPOT, THE CROWN .>. April 7, 2017