wal-mart 

Okay people,let's stop the name-calling and get a real definition.

Wal-Mart is the worlds LARGEST discount shop. Many of its chains include bakeries,supercenters,tire-and-lube shops,gardens,etc. Alot of its merchandise is underpriced and actual brand name,so stop complaining. There's not going to be ants crawling around in your Wal-Mart purchased shampoo,okay? Get over yourself.

People are sad when it comes to definitions. Wal-Mart and Target aren't disease causing,people.

wal-mart by esrurytdfhdfyi February 10, 2008

wal-mart 

the store where I get 100% off on everything that fits under my shirt. Also a place to steal/buy censored music and low alcohol content beverages such as wine, beer, and bitch beer. hell yeah. They also sell nascar shirts which are popular with fat nascar fans!

lets go steal some more stuff from wal-mart!

Lets go to wal mart and buy the new ludacris cd and get some wine and get drunk and drive to Alaska!

BIG TIME RACE FAN (a shirt commonly sold at wal-mart and even more commonly wore by fat nascar fans)

wal-mart by Seth aka GOD August 27, 2006

wal-mart 

a place i would never be caught at... it is run by dumb rich pricks that need to take a pike and shuve it up their ass

wal-mart sucks
walmart takes it up the ass

wal-mart by fuckamuckafuck April 16, 2006

Wal-Mart Wolverine 

An overly zealous University of Michigan football fan who never attended the university (probably never went to school past high school), nor has any affiliation in any way to the school. They wear all the U-M apparel you can buy at your local Wal-Mart.

"U-M ROCKS!! GO BLUE!!

Man, what a Wal-Mart Wolverine, look at that awesome Carhart jacket.

Wal-Mart Wolverine by Shete March 7, 2009

Wal-Mart 

1) Retail establishment, AKA Sprawl-Mart, that represents the worst of American capitalist society and values: Mindless consumerism, quanitity over quality, the shrinking middle class, dead-end service-sector employment, anti-unionism, trade deficits, blind patriotism, racism, illiteracy, obesity, and tilt-up suburban sprawl.

2) A major donor to George W. Bush and the Republican Party, whose policies in turn create more Wal-Mart customers by offshoring good-paying union jobs.

3) Its very presence in a city identifies that city as an epicenter of lowlife inbreds or as adjacent to one.

4) Place where people of the middle class go to buy toilet paper and cat litter.

"Today I went to Wal-Mart to buy White Rain shampoo, diapers, Hamburger Helper and Marlboro Reds. Then I watched Fox News and voted for Dubya"

"Last month I was let go from our town's family-owned hardware store. Yesterday I learned they are going out of business on account of the new Wal-Mart."

Wal-Mart by Bertha Ventation April 25, 2007

Wal Martini 

A cheap cocktail to recover from a shopping spree at Wal Mart.

"Three hours of shopping is enough...I'm ready for a Wal Martini cocktail."

"Let's have a Wal Martini party!"

After a day of shopping, surprise your friends with a cheap Wal Martini.

Wal Martini by Jay Critchley February 13, 2006

wal*mart

The store where you go to buy products cheap and easy

i went to wal*mart today and bought 12 cans of spraypaint for 89 cents

wal*mart by 5-STAR www.thestickerguru.tk October 1, 2003