Ben Feldman Can Utilize His Right Eye Very Vertically

Ben Feldman Can Utilize His Right Eye Very Vertically

Ben Feldman Can Utilize His Right Eye Very Vertically

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025

"vertical" bottom line

Da final profit/loss amount produced by showing your butt-crack in public.

Depending on da general locale, how good-looking your behind is, whether you're male or female, da general conservativeness of da local culture, how many singles there are in da populace, etc., da "vertical" bottom line experienced in a particular area can vary wildly.

by QuacksO February 21, 2023

vertically challenged

someone who is short

friend 1: omg look at that person over there!
friend 2: haha! talk about being vertically challenged!

by cherrychambers06 December 27, 2021

vertical video

Video that is created in a 9:16 aspect ratio. It is filmed and edited in a 90 degree angle.

I make Vertical Videos for IGTV.
I watch vertical Videos on Instagram and Youtube.

by #VERRT SQUAD October 25, 2018

Vertical Newton

The vertical newton is an exciting, arousing, fast-paced newfangled form of foreplay that involves multiple senses by inserting the penile organ into the partner's ear. Due to the blood pressure and sensitivity to temperature of the ear, the intensity of the foreplay is heightened. Warning: not for beginners. If you are not in tune with your partner, it is very easy to damage their eardrum permanently.

"dang that girl knew just how to get me! She BEGGED for the vertical newton."

by Austin Hunkoolovin August 17, 2009

Vertically Challenged

Very short; without much physical height

My brother is very vertically challenged.

by Dusty Divot June 1, 2018

vertice

to tell someone that you was drunk;had sex; enjoyed jourself

1~i was so vertice last night.
2~ robby and i verticed
3~the party was so vertice,

by bradwin vraagom May 19, 2005