Vertically Challenged 

1. Someone who is always horizontal

2. A person who lays around on the couch all day watching television and Netflix.

3. An able person who only moves when absolutely necessary eg to use the bathroom.

"My neighbours son, he is vertically challenged, he does nothing all day but lay on that lounge whilst his mother runs around doing everything"

"Get off the couch and clean your room you lazy prick. What are you? Vertically Challenged or something?"

lazy pricktelevision TV Netflix challenged sloth oaf slacker

Vertically Challenged by GADAFYS April 14, 2016

Verticle Stick 

Penis. To coincide with verticle smile (vagina)

"I want your psycho/ Your verticle stick"-Lady Gaga "Bad Romance"

Verticle Stick by newsman2kx January 1, 2010

Vertically 

Midget discord rapper that dick rides a new rapper everyweek

Son: Yo you heard that new Vertically?
Aj: Nah that shit SUCKS

Vertically by Sonfromlagoon999 February 9, 2022

vertically challenged 

short(patterned after politically correct terms with the word challenged in them, possibly offensive to short people)

If he had been vertically challenged than it would have shown as he aged.

vertically challenged by The Return of Light Joker December 9, 2008

verticalitis 

A serious need for bagging some vertical with wings, wheels or boards. For example skiing, longboarding or squirrel suit. Anything that involves going down a hill fast.

The only real cure for verticalitis is bombing hills on a longboard.

verticalitis by KingKongDave May 15, 2015

vertically challanged 

(Adj.)When you're too prideful to call yourself short, so you use this saying.

Guy: Sorry I didn't see you there, you're so short. *laughs*
Me: stfu I'm not short I'm vertically challanged 🖕🏿

vertically challanged by Notyouraveragehero April 21, 2016

Vertically challenged 

Used in elite social circles to refer to short people in a polite manner.

Slang: A derogatory term for people with small penis.

1. Jane : "Have you seen Ethan's wife? Poor girl is vertically challenged."

2. Doe : "OMG I slept with Smith last night and I shit you not, he's vertically challenged inspite of having a beefy body!"

Vertically challenged by DrD00M September 28, 2019