by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025

Depending on da general locale, how good-looking your behind is, whether you're male or female, da general conservativeness of da local culture, how many singles there are in da populace, etc., da "vertical" bottom line experienced in a particular area can vary wildly.
by QuacksO February 21, 2023

friend 1: omg look at that person over there!
friend 2: haha! talk about being vertically challenged!
friend 2: haha! talk about being vertically challenged!
by cherrychambers06 December 27, 2021

by #VERRT SQUAD October 25, 2018

The vertical newton is an exciting, arousing, fast-paced newfangled form of foreplay that involves multiple senses by inserting the penile organ into the partner's ear. Due to the blood pressure and sensitivity to temperature of the ear, the intensity of the foreplay is heightened. Warning: not for beginners. If you are not in tune with your partner, it is very easy to damage their eardrum permanently.
by Austin Hunkoolovin August 17, 2009

by Dusty Divot June 1, 2018

by bradwin vraagom May 19, 2005
