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Frozen Vegetable

Someone who has done something really dumb that has put you at the advantage in whatever situation you may be in.
''No way... You Frozen Vegetable!''
by kikikiki2145 March 28, 2024
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nigga vegetable

a naive or gullible person (generally used in the streets)
by hugedickrandy August 17, 2025
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Passion Fruit/Vegetable

A fruit and or a vegetable used as a masturbatory aid. Popping a hole in a grapefruit, apple, or any other large squishy fruit for male intercourse or a female using a carrot or cucumber.
Guy 1: This guy on Good Luck Chuck used a grapefruit as a passion fruit.

Guy 2: That's sick and I was gonna eat that.

Boyfriend: Hey babe. Why does this cucumber smell funny.
Girlfriend: Oh sorry that's my passion fruit/vegetable
by DefenderoftheFaith January 7, 2011
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brew your own vegetable soup

an informal nicer word for telling people to be minding their own, instead of someone elses, business. Told to someone when you actually want them to mind their own business.
(after father stops speaking on the phone)

son: Dad, who was that? just curious

father: well, you'll have to learn who it was en temps et lieux utiles. Right now, just shove off, and brew your own vegetable soup
by Sexydimma June 21, 2012
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Buttering The Vegetable

When you ejaculate on a person in a vegetative state. Then, smear it on that person like butter.
You think you got lucky, i was buttering the vegetable last night.
by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020
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Buttering The Vegetable

When you cum on a person in a vegetative state amd smear it on them like butter.
Bro, you think you had a great night? I was buttering the vegetable!
by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020
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SoyBeings™ or TVP (Textured Vegetable People)

A Human-like substance made entirely from soy products.
get a load of these flagrant SoyBeings™ or TVP (Textured Vegetable People) over here
by ROCKARD November 8, 2020
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