short for "valentine" aka "cupid" basically this is a guy who can help you through a tough breakup or anything like that. typically tends to be surrounded by more girls than guys. might give the impression that hes, but in no way is, gay. Great friend to both sexes when in a private or serious situation but can act out in public. might sometimes interest girls but not too much.
by vortexwolf13 October 9, 2011
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Some guy: It's Valentines day. I'm taking my wife to dinner.
Mafia guy: Tomorrow is the Valentines day. I have to buy more ammo.
Mafia guy: Tomorrow is the Valentines day. I have to buy more ammo.
by Slunjan August 13, 2008
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by Ezekial Dantes July 6, 2010
Get the Valentine's Day Porridge mug.the syndrome in which an unmarried individual falls in love with an engaged individual, and the engaged with the unmarried, but does nothing until the engaged individual is married. usually leaves both parties in a depressed state.
Bill: What's wrong with you?
Ryan: I'm suffering from Chris Valenti syndrome. This girl I like was engaged and got married, but I'm in love with her and she is in love with me. Guess it's too late now.
Ryan: I'm suffering from Chris Valenti syndrome. This girl I like was engaged and got married, but I'm in love with her and she is in love with me. Guess it's too late now.
by happyending December 24, 2007
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also to identify all them gold diggin bitches
also to identify all them gold diggin bitches
its valentines day im gonna go kill myself now
omg omg its finally valentines day i bet he went to jared
muhahahaha them dumbass's fell for it again muahhahaa
damn she broke up wit me after valentines day that gold diggin bitch
omg omg its finally valentines day i bet he went to jared
muhahahaha them dumbass's fell for it again muahhahaa
damn she broke up wit me after valentines day that gold diggin bitch
by urdirtygirl February 18, 2007
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Valentino is blessed with many women from alicia to janee to zekita. Even though hes bleesed with amny women some he will miss forever or untill summer
by ValentinoDerek September 5, 2008
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Depression& suicide are also known to go up during this time of year.
Depression& suicide are also known to go up during this time of year.
"OMG! Why didn't you get me anything for Valentines Day??!
Bitch, I can buy you flowers & candy anyday. Stop being so damn commercial & materialistic."
Bitch, I can buy you flowers & candy anyday. Stop being so damn commercial & materialistic."
by Just The Facts February 18, 2007
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