by sailingdave March 25, 2014
Me: Hey thanks for the golf ball for Christmas.
Uncle Douche: I didn't know what to buy you ill get you back
Me: alright( sounds reasonable)
Situation: 6 months later nothing...3 years later nothing...at his funeral gave him back his golf ball.
Uncle Douche: I didn't know what to buy you ill get you back
Me: alright( sounds reasonable)
Situation: 6 months later nothing...3 years later nothing...at his funeral gave him back his golf ball.
by doug longz March 10, 2011
Douchebag faggot sloppy fat fuck that went to Northside, but jumped on the Acadiana bandwagon once they started winning and calls everybody his nephew when clearly there’s no relation.
by El Diablo 3 October 19, 2019
slang term for child molester. Originated in springfield VA from a short video called big boys dont cry with a character named uncle Paul. It is also slang for the movie title.
1. That guy over there is an uncle Paul. You better watch out.
2. Help I'm Being attacked by uncle Paul!
2. Help I'm Being attacked by uncle Paul!
by Idontcar3whatmynam31s January 22, 2009
Coined by Adam Carolla, an Uncle Dude is a guy who breaks the "guy code".
Can also be used when a guy betrays other guys by way of giving information detrimental to men to women.
Can also be used when a guy betrays other guys by way of giving information detrimental to men to women.
by Thug Bear January 11, 2009
"keep an eye on your kids, an uncle dennis lives round here"
"she's too fuckin young for you mate. fark! your not uncle dennis!"
"what a fuckin weirdo! he was licking his lips like an uncle dennis"
"she's too fuckin young for you mate. fark! your not uncle dennis!"
"what a fuckin weirdo! he was licking his lips like an uncle dennis"
by gibbalatte November 01, 2012
A nickname for Converse Chuck Taylor shoes, used especially in the 1970s (when the white ones were popular).
"Ahh, I love you, Uncle Chucks."
by Isabella August 02, 2005