by Where's The Queef? April 13, 2012
When a person goes down on a female and spends to much time, when it becomes more of a nuisance then a pleasure.
by pfunk815 June 21, 2010
Someone who excessively uses the popular social networking site, "Twitter". Also, someone who talks excessively of twittering tweets on Twitter, or uses other obnoxious words like Tweeple, Tweetup or Twictionary.
My Twitterati friends and I have been on Twitter way longer than you, Twerp.
That makes you a Twat, right?
That makes you a Twat, right?
by The (other) One March 15, 2009
by jake5253 June 16, 2009
by jackmears September 22, 2006
" i'm gonna go home and give the old girl a helluva twatting the night lads.she wont know whats gonna hit her!"
by captain perrins May 20, 2003
1. n. A surprisingly, but not impressively unclean vagina. May be the effect of one or more sexually transmitted diseases or failure to clean and/or maintain during menstruation.
2. n. A casual or joking form of cunt.
2. n. A casual or joking form of cunt.
As I wisped away the self-acclaimed virgin's pants, I was both disappointed and enlightened, for I instantly sensed a twat.
by Evan Flory January 27, 2007