Tasmania

1. An island off the southern coast of Victoria
2. A shithole
3. A place that we should sell to China
4. Australia's future nuclear testing ground
5. Long form of "Tassie"

Person 1 "Oi where the fucks Tassie again mate?"
Person 2 "Ya fuckin dickhead, its south of Victoria"

Person 1"Oi wanna go to Tassie?"
Person 2 "Why the fuck would I go there? It's just a hole in the ground"

Xi Jinping(Chinese Dictator (please don't kill me China)) "Would you rike to serr Tasmana to great Peepers Repubric of China"
Aussie Government "No mate, fuck off"
Australian People "YES YA FUCKIN DICKHEADS"

2050: Atomic Testy Dude 1 "So where setting this off in Tassie right?"
Atomic Testy Dude 2 "Yeah mate"
Atomic Testy Dude 1 "But aren't there people there?"
Atomic Testy Dude 2 "Tasmanian's aren't people"

by Tasmanian'sAreLessThanJews May 31, 2018

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Twamp

Someone who is a Twat and a Tramp.

John: “Callum is a twat”
Harry: “Na Callum is a twamp”
John: “Niceee”

by Punjarbi February 21, 2019

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Tasmanian Devil

When a guy is on his back, and you're going down on him, he's about to cum so you bite the shit out of his balls and he shrieks and cries like a baby.

I gave Jorge a Tasmanian devil last night, he shot up and tried to punch me but I'm too quick for that bitch

by Saucybawls May 28, 2011

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twasser

like twat

god look at that boy over there he's such a twasser!

by M May 9, 2004

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Tasmanian Cheetah

A highly dangerous black man who has yet to be arrested due to the fact that he can run at incredible speeds.

Guy 1: Dude, that one black guy killed seven more people.
Guy 2: Why haven't they caught him yet?

Guy 1: Because he outruns police every time.
Guy 2: So he's a Tasmanian Cheetah?

Guy 1: Yeah.

by Serjeh Somogath March 5, 2010

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