Full Turkey

A large, long, bushy, or otherwise very full growth of pubic hair; "au naturale"; 70s bush.

Did you see the new HD version of Aliens? Sigourney Weaver had a full turkey! It was sticking out of her underwear.

by benedick arnold May 12, 2011

The Turkic Pushback

The successful counteroffensive by the Turkic Empire against the German Reich north of Vilnius that marked the turning point of World War 2.

It was during the Turkic Pushback that the Turkic men penetrated the Nazis and came into Germany.

by Queer Cat August 10, 2023

Over Roasted Turkey Scarecrow

The truly frightful appearance when someone is heavily over-tanned and their hair is bleached beyond all reason. It stems from a delusional belief that only excessively tanned skin and blonde hair is attractive.

Can also be abbreviated to Orts for stealthy deployment!

Did you see the state of Jo? She totally looks like an over roasted turkey scarecrow!

Hi Jo, got a bit of an Orts syndrome going on there?

by BlossomG April 3, 2013

Turkophile

An abnormal fondness and attachment to anything of Turkish significance, cultural

He has become such a Turkophile!

by turk105 October 30, 2010

Turkish Smurfpop

When a man uses a blue raspberry popsicle to anal a woman then before it melts pulls it out and feeds her the popsicle

That chick last night was crazy, I took her home from the bar and she asked for a Turkish smurfpop

by Ricky, Cal, & Lucious October 28, 2011

Quirky Turkey

A Quirky Turkey is one who is prone to do things that are thought of as "unusual." The Quirky Turkey believes that behaving in this manner is actually way more awesome than behaving normally.

Jane let out a huge fart in the middle of class. "That was me!" She shouted proudly. Next to her, Johnny rolled his eyes and said, "That Jane sure is a Quirky Turkey!"

by cryss21 May 25, 2011

Turkey Trapped

When you attempt to turkey slap a girl, and your scrotum gets caught on a bobby pin in her hair causing a painful pinching sensation on the scrotum.

I was mucking around with my girlfriend last night and i got turkey trapped!

by Bond-Duck September 22, 2010