tuesday theory

the tuesday theory is quite simple. it's just talking every tuesday off to make the week speed by like a hamster on meth. tuesday is like a second monday. so if you call in every tuesday, by the time you get to work on wednesday its like half the week is already gone.

"yo dogg, monday was a damn nightmare. im gonna hafta put the tuesday theory into effect to make this shitty-ass week go by faster.

by FUCK BUSH UP THE ASSHOLE February 8, 2008

blackout tuesday

It’s where people of color don’t buy anything for a day because BlackLivesMatter BLM✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽

We aren’t gonna by anything on Blackout Tuesday

by #BLM✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽 No peace No Justice June 1, 2020

See You Next Tuesday

Variation; See You Next Thursday.
A way to call someone a cunt. The words "see" and "you" becoming the letters c and u, and the phrase next Thursday (or Tuesday) becoming NT.

See you next Tuesday!

by TehNinja January 17, 2010

Ta Ta Tuesdays

The act of being one with yourself by letting it all hang loose, literally on a specific day
i.e. Tuesday for Ta Ta Tuesdays
or Monday for Mooning Mondays

Random Friend: Hey dude, did you- Why are you naked?
Naked friend: Im getting in touch with myself, its Ta Ta Tuesdays!

by Jellybus February 20, 2009

Twilight Tuesday

Tuesday's in the business classroom that is full of twilight obsessed people.

Megan just can't stop reading about twilight and talking about it that the teacher named it Twilight Tuesday. She made Justin get obsessed with it too.

by Elena DKiss May 13, 2008

Taco Tecate Tuesday

When college students gather in their dorm on a Tuesday night to eat a lot of cheap tacos and drink a lot of Tecate. Taco Tecate Tuesday makes Tuesday one of the best days of the week, if not the best. Anything that starts with the letter T can/may be included into this night (togas, tequila, THC, etc.).

1) - Hey are you coming to eat tacos and drink Tecates tonight?

- I don't know, I have a lot of homework

- But it's Taco Tecate Tuesday!

- You're right! Count me in!

2) - Excuse me sir, do you know what day it is?

-I believe it's Tuesday

- No, it's Taco Tecate Tuesday!

by craw daddy April 19, 2010

Tuesday? What About Thursday?

A proper follow up to someone who has assailed you with "See you next Tuesday" (CUNT). The recommended reply lets your assailant know that you are on to his game and that you find him to be a TWAT.

Tim: "Alright mate. I'm off. I'll See You Next Tuesday!!"

Eric: "Tuesday? What About Thursday?!"

by EForte April 29, 2011