The absolute goat. Don’t be fooled, though he might appear like the lowest of the group, he’s got some good qualities (e.g. he embraces his lack of knowledge in humorous means and his lack of height with his confidence, etc.).
Once Toheed enters, you’d notice right away. And when he leaves, all his buddies cry until they die of dehydration. That’s just how much his presence means.
Everyone loves Toheed.
Once Toheed enters, you’d notice right away. And when he leaves, all his buddies cry until they die of dehydration. That’s just how much his presence means.
Everyone loves Toheed.
by Collagedroppout November 23, 2021
Get the Toheed mug.When a male with a considerably long goatee it’s a girls pussy and she comes on his beard. Then the mail, with his soaked goatee, pins her down and wipes it across her forehead in a mopping motion.
(Example 1) “Yo dude I was with this big boobed Latina and I gave her a Topper Mopper.”
(Example 2) “I still can’t get the smell out of my goatee after that Topper Mopper last night.”
(Example 2) “I still can’t get the smell out of my goatee after that Topper Mopper last night.”
by Legendaryshopbesties November 30, 2021
Get the Topper Mopper mug.The new Rickrolling or Tophered is an internet meme involving the unexpected appearance of Topher announcing “y’all already know who I am”.
Allyson: check out this video
Topher: y’all already know who I am, my names Topher and I think Olivia
Amanda: I just got tophered!
Topher: y’all already know who I am, my names Topher and I think Olivia
Amanda: I just got tophered!
by Y’all already know who I am January 11, 2023
Get the Tophered mug.The giver of a Crock Topper engages in activities that result in a sweaty butt crack, so much so that flavors and aromas are quite developed (as they are in a crock pot). The resulting viscous fluid is then liberally applied to the recipient's penis, usually followed by other sexual activities.
by Airliner1013 May 22, 2013
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"No way you got double toppers from who?"
"No way you got double toppers from who?"
by Lattolanlogince May 15, 2016
Get the double toppers mug.When one drops a nuke in the bathroom, and a dime sized trace amount of turd incidentally dribbles onto the toilet seat cover and is left to sit overnight, much to the shock and horror of the other tenants.
God I love when I wake up for class and my roommate left me a sexy potty topper to gobble up in the morning.
by Misterstitches November 21, 2019
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