Bathroom Chess

Chess in the bathroom... or sex... not sure which rly.

"hey, lets play bathroom chess ;)" "okay, lemme grab the board." "what board?"

by CCG_2521 July 25, 2023

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Go play chess

An intelligent way to say go fuck yourself to a teammate in online video games.

wtf u doing? go play chess
dude, delete the game and go play chess

by trovlerboker October 18, 2022

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Chess

The worst kind of game (or sport) is the one that seems designed to be taken seriously. Games (and sports) are the opposite of anything seeious, and there are already enough people in the world always wearing a silly looking game face, a kind of poker face that makes them look and sound more serious than they actually are.

Chess, checkers, they're both games. Warning shots, warning barks, anything with the word warning in front of it seems meant to be taken seriously, and yet that still doesn't mean they came from a serious person, any more than mandates, restrictions, or laws.

by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021

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Chess

the greatest game of all time.

yo Eziekiel lets play chess
yes Dominique

ok so move there..
YOU MOVE WHITe bishop
yes.
ok i move da black pawn there
checkmate...
*3 hours later..*
i won
nah domo i lost

by A Person Named Hydride January 04, 2025

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