Teapot Shuffle

The pose adopted by one downloading porn; double clicking with one hand and spanking off with the other. The participant's silhouette is reminiscent of the actions of the well known nursery rhyme 'I'm a little teapot'

My cleaner walked in on me while I was doing the the teapot shuffle.

by Gay Indifference July 5, 2008

Tempany

A very hot and sexy girl. She is the best girlfriend you'll ever have and would never do anything to hurt you. She is very beautiful on the inside and out. Shes really fun to hang out with and get to know. Shes just amazing.

wow, whos that damn fine girl?

Thats Tempany.

by khdfsiabfpojfeib January 1, 2012

temp

A worker in an office hired in a temporary basis. Usually untalented.

A substitute teacher.

School of Rock:
1) Patty: ...And Ned has the most important job there is.
Dewey: What, Temping?
Ned: Dewey, a substitute is not a temp!

2) Patty: Oh you got a job, doing what?
Dewey: I'm temping, like Ned does.
Ned: Dewey, a substitute is not a temp!

by Fj-3 July 22, 2007

tampon fight

When two or more people (usually women) engage in a battle involving the throwing of used tampons at one another in a way that can be either used for recreation or to solve a political dispute.

There exists a variation of the activity known as extreme tampon fighting in which the tampons are set aflame before projection.

Sir you have offended me! i challenge you to a tampon fight!!

by Sexy Mexican Maid February 24, 2008

Tempe

Rural city in Arizona, contains rougly 170,000+ citizens. Is the location of Arizona State University (ASU) where a whole bunch of partys happen! Also has one of the highest STD rates amongst colleges in America

Let's go to the party at ASU this weekend!

by Eric January 12, 2005

nose tampon

Rolling up toilet paper or tissue paper and sticking into one's nose.

My nose wouldn't stop bleeding so I made a nose tampon and shoved it up there.

by Joe April 2, 2005

Male Tampon

A "friend" who heals emotionally bleeding hearts, but gets no credit, ass, or respect; A woman's bitch.

Female: "Oh my god, X, no one will EVER hook up with me!"
Male tampon: "Y, you are so hot, you should have no problem hooking up"
Female: "Would you hook up with me?"
Male tampon: "yeah, i would"
Female: "ew. i would never hook up with you. You're my "Friend""
Male tampon (to himself): "bitch."

by Male Tampon October 3, 2006