The tingling sensation of embarrassment felt on behalf of others - often felt during a musical performance by someone not musically talented, or when watching a person make a retard of themselves. Similar to the jibblies.
Brett Bretterson tried to serenade what's her face with some love song. Man, that gave me some serious tard tingles.
by CaffeineBlog October 10, 2005
Get the tard tinglesmug. by jo pig February 3, 2014
Get the mom tardmug. A water creature that has one horn, a low shield weakness in the back, and comes out of a red pokeball before evolving into its adult form. The color of the Ri-Tard is ever changing, similar to that of a chameleon, blending in with the colors of its surroundings. They are typically peaceful creatures unless provoked. The Ri-Tards greatest defense mechanism is the Ri-Tard call, REEEEEEE CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK, which is a call to arms to all other Ri-Tards to come to the one in need. The Ri-Tard's motto is "We are one" since together they create a whole which is greater than the sum of their parts. Another useful defense mechanism is the ability to intentionally pass out when in danger. These defense mechanisms are critical since the species is endangered- only 11 Ri-tards exist in the known universe.
Shhhh! You don't want to awaken the Ri-Tard.
by goats1967 August 3, 2010
Get the Ri-Tardmug. People who, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, still believe that there is a "Q" who is a member of the intelligence agency and for some reason spends his time passing "classified information" to boomers through an anime message board.
Person A: "Since the election my parents have gone full tard anon. They think that Trump and the My Pillow Guy are behind some galaxy brain plot to arrest Satan worshiping pedos or some shit."
Person B: "Why on earth would anyone believe that"
Person A: "I dunno they read it on some anime website"
Person B: "Why on earth would anyone believe that"
Person A: "I dunno they read it on some anime website"
by Q-Tard April 20, 2021
Get the Tard anonmug. A sickly sweet, yellow-green carbonated soft drink also known a Mountain Dew. It is said by retards that Mountain Dew gives gives them other-worldly hyper-awareness and the ability to crash into passers-by at public libraries while they attempt lame skateboarding moves.
Chris guzzled a pint of Nectar of the Tards before running into old people coming out of the library entrance.
by zardoz88 December 13, 2009
Get the Nectar of the Tardsmug. people who are fans of pro-wrestling and they and other friends simulate the moves they see on either a trampoline or mattress.
the "tard" part is used because it is seen as a stupid act and it is illegal.
the "tard" part is used because it is seen as a stupid act and it is illegal.
by Dan Oberg July 11, 2004
Get the yard tardmug. by Tanezza May 5, 2010
Get the jack tardmug.