Drinking someone under the table

To drink more then your foe

Drinking someone under the table is you being less drunk the person you're drinnking with

by Kazaum July 14, 2006

Table Wank

A stealthy act where one tries to catch a beat at the table without being noticed.

So I was over at my friends place for dinner and I totally table wanked while they cut the cheese.

by Jaswern February 24, 2010

Table out

Mainly used in context of wanting to leave quickly; get out of here

Also another term for goodbye, Kind of like a "Peace out"

Examples:

"this is boring, lets table out!"

"I don't wanna stay here! I have plans with Jess! lets table out!"

"alright guys we're going, table out!"

by Mscd1128 June 22, 2006

table nazi

When someone's anal about how you hold your fork or some shit at dinner, and proceeds to throw their utencils at you and break dishes in a fit to have you conform. Like my dad.

"What a fucking table nazi! All I did was slurp and he fuckin broke a dish on my brother's head; so I did it again, and so did he. What a fun game."

by Chris March 1, 2005

Run the Table

Term used often in college football to refer to a team winning all of it's games, usually in a conference.

"USC will run the table in the Pac-10 this year"

by pitar83 February 22, 2009

Viking Table

A meeting of men, specifically for the purpose of honoring manly things. The meeting often involves alcohol, cigars and manly foods (chicken wings or a pig on a spit would fit nicely). Discussions cover such subjects as beer, women, vehicles, weight lifting, bodily noises and sports. Viking table meetings are often celebratory in nature, but may occur at any interval.

Women may approach the Viking Table... they may bring fresh beverages and food, but consensus of the group is needed in order for a woman to sit at the Viking Table. Even then, membership is not implied... it is an exception only.

Ideally (although not necessarily), meetings of the Viking Table occur around a large, sturdy wooden table that is able to withstand limitless slamming of fists, beer mugs, etc.

Bob's divorce is final... call the guys; we need to summon a meeting of the Viking Table

by rabidraptor January 18, 2010

Tabetha

absolutely sexy and beautiful woman. sweet, caring, and very intelligent. very independent and hard headed but loves with all her heart like no one else. she is also very honest and true to herself and everyone around her. definitely an amazing person to have this one of a kind name.

Tabetha is so awesome!

by hotpink_princess February 3, 2010