A Breaking Bad–themed role-play scenario where one partner dresses up as Walter White and the other dresses up as Jesse Pinkman, combining romance with questionable chemistry experiments and even more questionable acting.
The Heisen-thrust
A dangerously goofy form of cosplay foreplay in which one person goes full Walter White — bald cap, glasses, tighty-whities if they’re committed — and the other becomes Jesse Pinkman, complete with a beanie, oversized hoodie, and the emotional stability of a microwave.
The scenario usually involves:
Walter giving dramatic monologues that are completely unnecessary.
Jesse yelling “Yeah science!” at the wrong times.
Both partners arguing about who actually knocks.
A fake bag of “blue crystals” that is definitely just rock candy.
“Bro, they didn’t just hook up… they went full Heisen-Thrust. She walked in dressed as Jesse and he hit her with the ‘You’re Goddamn Right.’”
A dangerously goofy form of cosplay foreplay in which one person goes full Walter White — bald cap, glasses, tighty-whities if they’re committed — and the other becomes Jesse Pinkman, complete with a beanie, oversized hoodie, and the emotional stability of a microwave.
The scenario usually involves:
Walter giving dramatic monologues that are completely unnecessary.
Jesse yelling “Yeah science!” at the wrong times.
Both partners arguing about who actually knocks.
A fake bag of “blue crystals” that is definitely just rock candy.
“Bro, they didn’t just hook up… they went full Heisen-Thrust. She walked in dressed as Jesse and he hit her with the ‘You’re Goddamn Right.’”
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When you're just a normal guy that wants to buy a fine automobile from Harry's car shop, but you're denied because Harry "doesn't trust like that".
A normal man walks into Harry's car shop
"I'd like to buy a fine automobile, maybe one that talks."
"I don't trust like that... Open that button"
"I will not buy if you want me to get naked"
"I'm not saying naked, I'm just--"
"You wanna see my genitals? That's not okay."
"I'd like to buy a fine automobile, maybe one that talks."
"I don't trust like that... Open that button"
"I will not buy if you want me to get naked"
"I'm not saying naked, I'm just--"
"You wanna see my genitals? That's not okay."
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by Machiep December 2, 2011
Get the thrustice mug.Trust issues; When a person has trouble trusting others due to betrayal or other personal reasons, or are just lacking in trust due to a action or things the one on the reciving end are doing. this can be with anyone, from relationships, to friendships or just plain strangers, Trust issues cause a lot of issues in future events and can cause disappointment and missing out on important situations in life.
Her trust issues sky rocketed when her husband came home with lipstick on his collar.
He knew it, his trust issues where correct, His friend was spreading rumours about him.
He knew it, his trust issues where correct, His friend was spreading rumours about him.
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Thurstonitis is basically when you just lose all control of your mind whatsoever and you walk around in a dazed state with a baseball cap on backward your bangs in your eyes and you go deaf.
Looking for used record stores that don't exist. And pretending that you know where they are. And then asking the locals and pretending you understand their language and you don't. And you nod a lot. It's usually a lot of... It's right over here. It's right over here.
Thurstonitis is basically when you just lose all control of your mind whatsoever and you walk around in a dazed state with a baseball cap on backward your bangs in your eyes and you go deaf.
Looking for used record stores that don't exist. And pretending that you know where they are. And then asking the locals and pretending you understand their language and you don't. And you nod a lot. It's usually a lot of... It's right over here. It's right over here.
by Eric Selador January 8, 2010
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