Dick thong

Taping your dick so far up between your buttcheeks that it is like wearing a thong.

I bet that guy's got his dick thong on tonight.

by Chelsey Ball March 22, 2011

thong

sexist type of womens panties. There are many differnt types, g-string, v-string, t-string,...Many guys are turned on by them.

Thongs should NEVER be worn by girls with no asses or guys.

by katiecutie153 December 25, 2004

duct tape thong

1) a painful alternative to waxing or shaving.
2) fat people who cannot afford/fit in to regular store-bought thongs go the route of the duct tape thong
3) what Kasia wears
4) what paul doesnt want to be strangled by

"I think she put some purple fabric around her duct tape thong to make it look real."
"Look at that fatty bowl in her duct tape thong, ewwwww!!!1"

by andyfellovernet June 14, 2003

too much thongformation

describes an unattractive visible thong. as in too much information.

"shawna pull up those lowriders, i'm getting way too much thongformation."

by mo-a February 8, 2005

Burp-A-Thon

A form of competition which many people participate in which is seen as disgusting to the outside world, which is why it is normally done in private alleyways where burps can be heard from kilometers away.

Sam: Hey Joy wanna go to the Burp-A-Thon with me?
Joy: No way you gross man!!

by Yermy Battled Warter November 6, 2016

thon

hardcore runner slang for marathon.

i'm running the thon
how was your thon?
i am thonning
i thonned
i am a thonner
i'm too sore to thon, i'll do a half-thon instead.
let's do an ultra-thon

by claytonoff June 14, 2010

thong-dollaz

(Noun): Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons. Often used in a derogatory fashion.

"Lemme guess, you spent all your thong-dollaz on lipo and a boob job. Of course, in your line of work those are tax-deductible."

First used in the web-comic Questionable Content

by A. Jackson December 10, 2008