Swoffording

Belittling a person just because they have different likes/beliefs than you.

1st Person: "Dude, you like gouda cheese?? You are such a FAG!!"

2nd Person: "Man, you've got to stop swoffording me. I'm getting a complex."

by Gritty Banger December 28, 2007

Swollen Knuckle

The act of pinching one's scrotum between the fingers so a testicle is forced out between the knuckles, resulting in an apparent swollen knuckle.

Dude, I think I broke my finger. (Looking down at Swollen Knuckle) No wait, its just my testicle.

by Phibernaut June 27, 2009

swolay

1. A versatile adjective used to illustrate one of many characteristics of or relating to the swagger of a college kid.

2. an overly enthusiastic expression of one's current state of swag.

3. A level of intoxication that can only be reached on shutter island.

1. Damn girl let me get your number, you lookin extra swolay tonight.

2. Swolay!

3. Bro, those 20 jello shots got me feelin swolay.

by [e-mail] April 19, 2011

Swol

Logan. Muscular beyond compare. Stronger then one thousand John Cenas.

Did you see Logan today?

The swol one?! Sure did!

by CLIFFORDCONDA45 September 25, 2017

Swolly Effect

When someone does something so retarded you start to question life.

How did he fuck that up so bad? it's the Swolly Effect.

by lynxist January 25, 2020

swole

Swole: To be swole is to be an alpha. The leader of the pack. Swole is the epitome of being a man. Look no further than swolebay.com (swole-bay) to get yourself SWOLE AF!

Bro, you've been on swole-bay for sure, you're looking JACKED AF

by SwoleBay March 25, 2020

Swoll

The act of masturbating especially in regions related to Champaign, Illinois.

"Man, I've been studying all day. Do you mind if I go get swoll on your couch and then take a nap?"

"Get iiiiit! I'll make you some coffee from glo j when you wake up"

by Champaign's finest August 9, 2012