forced spooning

"Forced Spooning" is when the male is laying on his back or side and has his back touching the female's back and she keeps scooting him over until he is about to fall off the bed and has no choice but to "spoon" with the female.

Man, I got no sleep last nite. I had to choose between falling off the bed or forced spooning.

by carLito picante January 22, 2014

jelly spooning

When you walk up to someone and grab their ass... Only from the front... And it's a female. Without pants, jelly spooning becomes much more literal.

Her: What are you looking at me like that for?
Him: I thought about walking up and jelly spooning you just now. I decided it was a bad idea since you are wearing pants.

by DesC87 November 17, 2014

Welsh Spooning

When you need a little help to get the last of a bowel movement out, a welsh spoon is used to clear the chunnel.

I mixed my metamucil too strong and needed a little welsh spooning to finish the job

by ji.glas March 22, 2022

spooning snorkel

a breathing device used when you're spooning with your wife/slampiece

Man I was spooning with Meredith last night and i had to use a spooning snorkel so i could breath.

by big bert 69 March 18, 2011

sleep spooning

not quite spooning. this spooning is done alone.

when youre sleeping alone and lie like youre spooning someone.

i didnt get laid last night, but thats ok, i just sleep spooned the air
sleep spooning, wooo

by rainbows, cars and lemonade March 26, 2008

Spooning

Getting a spoon shoved up your rectum.

Ashley+black man with all his drunk white buddies=spooning up the ass (Spoon in the butt) or (Black man shoves spoon in females rectum)

by Sir Digims June 18, 2010

spookin

A creative way of assisting the word creeping.
Ghosts like to spook, and it's closely related to creeping. So put the two together and you get spookin!

Yeah he was definitively spookin!

by jcherryblossom May 1, 2011