splort

the sound made by ejaculation SEE ALSO what one desperatly desires to hear while receiving head from Jaddis

Man, I really wish I had splorted last night, but Jaddis was giving terrible head.

by meredith January 27, 2005

Splint

To be or to know someone cool. To be a non-splint is to eat candie more that once a day or to try and be black when your white.

Coolkid:"hey" non-coolkid:"hi guys" (snorts and pushes glasses up) coolkid:"splint"
non-coolkid:"O.M.G. splint

by usama November 4, 2006

Splintercellulitis

An acute infection of the skin, usually caused by gripping the controller too much, due to the classic game, Splinter Cell by Tom Clancy.

Dude 1: "Ever heard of Splinter Cell?"
Dude 2: "Dude, I play it so much, I have Splintercellulitis on my hands!"

by Matazaron November 11, 2007

Splotz

A place and a spot combined into one.

We have open splotz

by C0LT_M1911 July 15, 2016

Splinter

When tobacco scavenged from an ash tray is re-rolled using a gum wrapper as the paper. Typically used by minors or people without access to cigarettes or tobacco

"Yeah man, my 18 year old brother is out of town so I have to go filter fishing and roll splinters"

by MattyJewBoi May 28, 2017

Spkontos

It is when someone cannot find any thing to do in life and fill their day up with eating gym sleep and masterbation and may or may not have sexual desires for old women

Jeff:how is life Ammar?
Ammar: man life so so spkontos.
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Ammar is such a spkontos he has a crush on dr hedy.

by Nanas-haya hossam October 10, 2020

splortmaster

The best streamer on twitch

I'm bored so imma watcg splortmaster

by MACKACHAZ October 27, 2020