smoofer

a frind of jon that is named brook

brook is such a smoofer

by Jon Provance November 29, 2006

smooshed

A girl miming that she has just came everywhere due to an excitable moment. Generally the movement consists of her hands starting near her vagina and waving outward.
Can be used as a exclamation word along with the motions.

- 2 girls listening to a guy play acoustic guitar.

Cassi - "Jesus, Jordan can play that guitar for me anytime. I just smooshed all over the place"

Amanda -"Tell me about it! Smoosh!" (hand movements)

by mandarin_AmK May 26, 2009

Smooter

A dirty guy who gets with all the discusting girls because al the hot girls won't go anywhere near him.

Also can be said; smoot
Girl with smooter: smootie

That guy Devin is such a smooter! He's wheelin all ththose dusty chicks.

by MacBoy Pro December 21, 2008

shmoose

1. To act like a celebrity at a party

2. The act of disliking jeb bush

1. I Shmoosed at the party we went to
2. Hey bill do you shmoose? Ye I do tom.

by Rey mysterifaggot February 4, 2016

Smoosh print

Like a man's "mushroom print" it is a vagina on the forehead.

"It was so sloppy, I left that guy a smoosh print."

by Taco96 January 5, 2009

Smoosh Push

Smoosh-Push l smooshpush l
Adjective

1.The inability for a flaccid or semi/flaccid penis to enter the vaginal canal.

-The smooshing of male and female genitalia without actual penetration.

Smoosh push till the break of dawn. l We banged until all we could do was smoosh push.

by Tarasaurusrex December 9, 2010

smooey

pouring an entire alcoholic drink into a chicks vagina and skulling it as it pours out.

Like shoey but out of a vagina.

Man did you hear.... He went down on his Mrs and did a smooey with his beer!

by 1pirate2 August 6, 2018