slow jerk

A long session of jerking off. Typically, the very slow relaxed stroking of the penis until ejaculation. Very intense orgasms are to be expected.

After work Greg had some time to himself so he embarked on a 2 hour slow jerk.

by LOLLonater November 25, 2006

slow your roll

1) slow your roll
Driving analogy used to indicate the opposite party is going too fast--their level of excitement/interest/energy is too high and might better come down a notch or two.

"Baby, you're moving so fast, you're going to overheat. You're coming at me in fifth gear; maybe bring it down to second. You know, slow your roll."

by WyoPoet December 8, 2012

slow jerkin

When one moves his hand in a motion that resembles masturbating. This is usually done when another person is speaking to show how uninterested you are in what he or she has to say. Slow jerkin must be done in a slower fashion that most are used to in order to exaggerate how boring or lame the person's story is. When executing this you MUST ALWAYS finish and preferably act out cumming on yourself. Once you get good at this you can try more advanced techniques such as slow jerking the person who is speaking and then making both of yours touch. Also eye contact is crucial in slow jerkin.

Person 1: Hey how's it going?

Person 2: Well not too good actually, my girlfriend doesn't like the same kind of music as me. My apartment doesn't get enough southern light and the rug I just got really clashes with the rest of my furnit... OH DUDE YOUR DOIN IT TOO SLOW THATS NOT HOW YOU DO THAT

Person 1: (Slow Jerkin while maintaining eye contact)

by jay f May 8, 2008

slow motion

To work it slow,enjoy the pleasure

Oh baby,i love it when u slow motion for me.

by Jon May 13, 2005

slow jam

The personal soundtrack for love making that every playa has for when he needs to do that thang.

<You, speaking to me, as I am taking off your panties and hitting play (at the same time)> Ohh snap, you busting out your slow jam for me? Baby, we's gonna get this shit on!

by yoJERraps! November 5, 2006

Slow-Roast

uncomfortable hug or hand shake,which takes a little longer than usual and borderlines on perverted.

Father O'Malley made me pretty uncomfortable the other day when he began to "slow-roast" me at the chuch fair.

by Alberto Vasquez October 26, 2006

Slow Rhino

When you see a group of women out and about, there is always one in the very back, usually crying, on a cell phone, falling out of her clothes, carrying her heels and just being a general mess. This is from the movie Jumaji where they come to an intercetion and see a stampede, followed by the "slow rhino" at the very end, huffing and puffing to try and keep up. Also known as the "Last Rhino". Very common in any college town.

Dude i just got back from the bar, slow rhinos as far as the eye can see.

by JCDC April 25, 2010