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Japanese Glass Shitting Table

A glass table that has dips in it for butt cheeks and one person sits on the table and defecates, while another lies underneath and looks up at the person shitting
Tater really wants a Japanese Glass Shitting Table for his birthday, but they are impossible to find!
by Shake it like a JO LO February 6, 2009
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Fucking and shitting

Two things you shouldn't do at the same time.
He was fucking and shitting at the same time. What a sick bastard! The girl he was fucking got an infection!
by Bobby222 May 26, 2009
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shitting balls

spencer: pull over the cops are behind us!
steve: awww man. im shitting balls right now.
by spencer urbanowicz March 21, 2008
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shitening

The process of being so scared that you shit yourself.
Alice found the concept of alien anal probes so shitening that she wore a butt plug at all times.
by Captain_Wiggles May 26, 2008
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Shrexting

Sexting using references or puns related to the movie Shrek.
We were shrexting last night and it got so hot. She invited me to her swamp and I told her I want to kiss her all ogre. We’re for sure going to Smash Mouths later.
by sarahsfunny June 7, 2018
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pigeon-shitting

When somebody fucks someone else in the ass and cums inside their asshole. Then, the one who took it in the ass squeezes the cum out of their ass. This makes it appear as though their shit is white, which is the color of a pigeon's shit.
Yo, I just buttfucked some girl and then I saw her pigeon-shitting on my blanket. She's fucking gross.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you've been caught pigeon-shitting in a guy's mouth.
by Chunky MoFo July 1, 2008
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The 7 levels of shitting

Used to describe to a friend how bad the shit you are currently having is

1. I think I may be constipated

2. I need to take my pants off for this shit

3. I may not come out for a while

4. I'm pissing and shitting everywhere

5. I'm either on my period or I'm just downright bleeding, but there is blood and shit everywhere

6. I'm gonna need help cleaning if I ever come out

7. Tell my mommy I love her.
Person A: "Bro, you okay in there?"

Person B: "No, I need help."

Person A: "on The 7 levels of shitting scale, which one?"

Person B: "Number 7..."

Person A: "Oh no dude..."
by FlyingBucket August 1, 2017
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