Schmeat

Verb. The act of rapidly expelling fecal matter from the anus caused by a condition affecting the colon. Characterized by stomach cramping and an excessive need to spend 40 hours in the bathroom.

He’s schmeatin his brains out in there!

by Jamelon June 7, 2022

schmeat

retard who can't take a joke

"John is being a real schmeat today

by thugshaker42011 August 16, 2022

Schmeal

High school code for a vape or juul

"I'll let you hit my gleeb if I can rip your schmeal"

by 401.falcon September 28, 2022

schmarmance

Completely fake and overly enthusiastic romantic ploy

He had a perfect shot with her and then he decided to go with the schmarmance, and totally lost her.

by Trusty J Liebowitz November 19, 2022

Schmeak

To be a disciple of Christ

Hello I’m a schmeak of God

A group of sigma males who follow God

by Marty_bluud December 7, 2022

Schmarat

To tell someone or something that they are going; let's go

Schmarat to the mall. I hear they have the new iPhone.

by TiteNiJomar October 28, 2022

schmeatza

A pizza with at least 3 different meats.

Damn I’m hungry I’m ordering a schmeatza from Domino’s

by Flynnius January 17, 2023