Saturday Night Haircut

A haircut not on the head or face, intendeded as a polite gesture for interactions most likely to occur on a Saturday night.

Brotha, if we're gonna go out tonight, I gotta go administer my Saturday Night Haircut; I'm not going for the overgrown forest look.

by typicalchazzgville September 5, 2010

Saturday Suprise

Saturday Suprise Ingredients:
1
Capri Sun
3
Teaspoons of mayonnaise
1
Teaspoon of salt
Mix vigourously
And you have Saturday Surprise!
Enjoy
Add a snickers bar to dip for twice the fun.

Saturday Suprise is just gross

by ThatGuyWhoDefinesThings January 5, 2014

Saturn rocket

Like the NASA rockets, a three stage shit, usually after a night of drinking. It's a hard, knotty turd followed by a soft clay-like shit and topped off by loose toilet spray.

After drinking $1 drafts all night and the White Castle, I fired out a Saturn rocket this morning.

by theangrybeard September 14, 2014

Saturtude

The specific attitude one gets when they have to work Saturday.

Boss: I need you to work this Saturday.

Employee: Ok, but I'm going to have a Saturtude about it.

by Jayzion August 27, 2016

Saturday night catholic

Someone who drinks too much on Saturday night to go to church Sunday morning.

Levi missed church again, he is a Saturday Night Catholic!

by Rep4Christ217 August 27, 2017

saturnsocks

a broke inferior lemoore resident bitch named jonah who's in love with etnad, finds himself aroused by phineas and ferb, and owns one shirt on pubg.

jonah: i love dante
emily: wow.. ur such a saturnsocks

by emilythespic October 20, 2018

Saturdaying

To get day drunk, hangout with dope people, and likely go to jail

Yo man! We went Saturdaying last week and I fucked a fat chick!

Whoa....definitely a Saturday type thing

by Fuck122 May 18, 2019