samerism

-noun
The act or an example of taking offense to an inert, innocuous statement.

Examples of samerism:

Brett: It sure is rainy today, Sam.
Sam: It's not my fault it's raining!

Brett: I want to read more Paul Krugman editorials before I even consider giving his Bush administration criticisms any gravity.
Sam: Don't call me uninformed!

Brett: If Peter Gammons thinks the White Sox are going to win the World Series, I don't orgasm with joy and consider him the arbiter of baseball estimations.
Sam: I am insulted that you think I like ZiPS merely because it likes Rich Hill!

by Brett L October 22, 2006

dirty samara

A dildo shaped skateboard that's covered in wax.

Bro I'm about to shove a Dirty Samara up my ass.

by Strongstingray September 30, 2020

Husam and Samer

Also known as Odin and Baldr. Both of these dick tooths thought it would be funny to send urban dictionary words of our names while i was trying to work with the plumber for my house. Those two dumb fucks can't get an erection even if it was to save their own lives, this specimen sub-human retarded pieces of shit should be gunned down in the streets like the degenerates they are.

I saw Husam and Samer today, it was the most retarded thing i have ever seen.

by Laith aka tyr always wins October 24, 2019

Samara

The literal definition of anxiety

Woah, I am totally like Samara right now...

by SpillMyTea December 8, 2018

samarii

She's a person u can count on to keep your secrets someone who's always there and never leaves your side ......she's funny and always is honest she never tells a lie and she will always be a sister

Your a such a good samarii

by Maryvel_thegreatest February 10, 2018

Samar

Samar is a smart, yet horny individual who loves to have a good old time. She loves sleeping and is super messy, but she knows how to get her job done. Samar is also someone who tends to get moody and stubborn very quickly, but in the most loving way. She unfortunately can not always get her 5 mins of heaven, because that’s Samar for you. Everyone would love to have a Samar in their life.

“Omg she is so a Samar”

by sleepyelephant101 November 4, 2020

Samera

Common name of a woman that is sex on legs who encourages male wet dreams. Samera's are extremely big headed and boast about their vast experience in bed, their ridiculously huge tits, or the fact that your boyfriend probably wants to nail her. Samera's are always pestered by locals for her juicy juicy mangos.

Samera a woman with juicy juicy mangos

by soph15 December 23, 2011