Not going to slob his knob.

Not going to entertain or pay too much attention to a man.

I know he is the prom king but that doesn’t impress me in any way, I’m not going to slob his knob.

by Harlem East June 06, 2019

cute slob

A girl dressed in baggy clothing, messy bun, and hasnt shaved in awhile.. but still cute as fuck

Dang she's a cute slob today 😍

by Messyhar55 September 18, 2015

cyber-slob

one who does not keep their computer use in neat order.

1. saving an inordinate number of files to ones desktop.
2. leaving unsent messages and drafts in your e-mail outbox.
3. unexecuted update requests.

1. Kyle is such a cyber-slob. His e-mail outbox is full of unsent messages, and there are files all over his desktop.

by 0d1n January 03, 2011

Slobbing

The act of holding in your pee for hours on end until you eventually begin masturbating (turbo wanking)until the inevitable climax of an explosion of piss, cum, and blood.

“I just got done slobbing, my wife doesn’t love me and my rooms a mess!”

by Slob king December 19, 2023

slobbing

The art of getting your arthouse fix while engaging in some steamy oral action in Maine. You’re barely dressed, wrapped in blankets, watching avant-garde flicks as someone goes downtown. It’s highbrow cinema meets lowbrow slobbering, with enough on-screen and off-screen heat to fog up your hipster glasses.

Slobbing hard tonight. Cueing up some Bergman while she slobbers on my knob.

by Sloop John D. Nuts January 04, 2025

Slob Kabob

A man using his penis to stir hot Ramen noodles and then recieving a bj.

"Your dick tastes like beef Ramen!" she said. "That's because the Ramen we had for dinner, I stirred with my dick because all the spoons were dirty" he said in response. She replied, "I can't believe you made me slob kabob your dick!"

by Honz911 December 06, 2023

Puto Slobs

A subset of slobs (PIRUs) who practice man boy-love.

Dem puto slobs over there be trippin at Riches.

by ob=y August 16, 2022