Sawyer

Legend has it this creature is the laziest to roam the earth. Some say a chain smoker, some say silly guy who just likes to chase a father figure around. At the end of the day still that silly little boy who can’t keep his boots tied, and half the time he has no idea what the fuck he’s doing.

Gosh darn you! Quit being a SAWYER!

by Fluffanator October 31, 2025

Sawyer fatigue

“A series of passive-aggressive actions, after being annoyed.”

“Whoa, calm down—you don’t want to have Sawyer fatigue.”

by PuffinOnYaMom December 14, 2025

Sawyer

Sawyers are very talkative and like to make lots of friends. They have a good sense of humor but often take their jokes too far. Often called annoying for this.

Sawyer went to get his car washed.

Sawyer ate 4 bags of Skittles.

by Jkloldr November 24, 2021

sawyer

sawyer is manly. he is the most perfect man on the planet, with a perfect smile and the perfect height. super fun to be with and really athletic. he has a sensitive personality if you get to know him and will always put his friends first.

he is such a sawyer

by sophia may November 23, 2021

Sawyer

A person who spends most of his time on the internet, gaming, discord, etc...

he play sports when he was young and now spends his time editing videos, whacking off his huge shlong, and gaming barely goes outside and has a British nickname soyyah

oh look Sawyer is online on discord

by TheRealSawyer March 3, 2023

Sawyer

The absolute light of any day. The nicest human being to absolutely ever exist in anyone who has met him lives.

“Have you met sawyer yet? I’m so in love with him” -madi
“Yeah! Hes such an awesome guy” - B

by Madi loves sawyer July 10, 2024

Sawyer

A very rad dude. He has great looks and really nice hair. His smile is contagious and will brighten your mood. He has an addiction to fortnite dances, doing the griddy, making fun of people with wired-earbuds, and calling people dorky. He has a sweet personality and always stays positive. He can doubt himself sometimes, but deep down he knows he isn’t as shy as he think. He has maximum Rizz that attracts dorky people. He will also beat you in bowling so don’t even try going against him.

I cant wait to hangout with Sawyer. He’s such a cool dude.

by dorkyporkysmorky January 18, 2023