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Rubber Ducky

The act of shit rubbing up against a girls face in a hot tub and her mistaking it for a rubber ducky floating around.
While having sex with a girl in a hot tub, doggy-style, you slowly let out an incredibly long shit. The current from the hot tub carries the "Rubber Ducky" over to her and starts poking her in the face.
by Drusalt1 April 3, 2009
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rubber band

Tire with a narrow sidewall. Useually for large rims. As wheels get bigger the tires on them have to get proportionally smaller to still fit in the wheel well. The tirm is useually used in refernce to tires on 20" and larger wheel sizes. You will here references to tires as "rubber bands" in rap songs.
That boy Jim is riding on some rubber bands.
by ME November 5, 2004
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rubber ducky

A male that masturbates using a fake silicon pussy.
Jennifer: Norm's cute.

Camille: Don't you know he's a rubber ducky? Terry caught him last week with his shaft to the hilt inside a super head honcho fake pussy.
by Camille Tightbody November 3, 2011
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Rubber duck

Masturbation at its best. Men with their meat. Ladies with their beans. No one ever makes it to breakfast, though they're always scrambling their own eggs.
"Thanks for taking me out for pudding at your grandfathers retirement home, but I really must go home so i can rubber duck and tend to my studies before bed."

If I was ever faced with a situation like the world was about to implode, I'd try to rubber duck before it did.
by BoxOfPies January 12, 2010
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rubber ducked

I wrote my car off, i hit another car and totally rubber ducked it!
by James Farley November 11, 2007
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rubber tire

The rubber tire is a large fleshy roll of fat that travels around the circumference of an individual's waist area. A rubber tire may be seen lying in the shade of a midriff baring shirt, or even sleeping beneath a long cotton top. You cannot hide a rubber tire with two layers of tanktops. Low rise pants should definitely not be worn while sporting a rubber tire.
Her rubber tire was hanging sexily over the waistband of her too-tight jeans. Hott.
by teree September 6, 2006
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rubber chicken dance

When you go to a corporate function (like your holiday party) and you get served the obligatory rubber chicken.
"Dude, you going to the office bash tonight?"
"Hell no, man, I don't need another rubber chicken dance!"
by Geoff Lilley December 8, 2006
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