vutch router

your grab your penis as a women has her fingers in her vagina as you both grasp each other’s arms an work the arm back an forth leading to an orgasm

like i an another partner were vutching the other night using the vutch router

by delberto June 15, 2011

route

Something one follows to guide them to a place they want to go. The proper way to pronounce ''route'' in America is ''rowt'' not ''root''. A root is a part of a plant. A route is something you follow.

I need to follow the bus route.

by David March 6, 2004

Route 88

1: A type of road that you go on. Depends what state you live in. All states have the route. Well, maybe not all states.
2: Another way of saying "Heil Hitler" but disguising it as a road for the purposes of showing their fanaticism publicly without people knowing it, especially for closet nazis.

Nazi: Route 88: the best way to go!!!

Normal person: What's so great about a road?

Nazi: What's so great? It's the route of life! The right one!

Normal person: Okay...

Nazi: Yeah... route 88... 88...

Me: Hmm... I smell some bullshit going on.

by juggernaut555 October 3, 2013

routhing

Trying to complete a task that you have procrastinated on for weeks at the end of the work day. Without a cocktail.

We were totally routhing having to get this proposal out that we have had for 2 weeks.

by joebruinz1 September 21, 2017

Routh

A narcissist who loves the sound of his own voice and bullshits about absolutely everything. He / she will always boast about how many fictional girlfriends and boyfriends they have had.

So did talk to bob earlier??
Yeah he is a total Routh

by mega dude January 19, 2020

State Route 59

Taking a piece of shit and shoving it in the tail pipe of someone's car, so it wont start.

My car wouldnt start this morning! Someone state route 59ed me!

by ChodeMasterFlash March 15, 2003

the Jacob routine

When you cant help the fact that you fall off of everything with wheels, and your overweight like the rest of america. You also qualify if you have red/orange hair, and not the hair on your head.

Jake: im not fat and even though i have red pubes and over sized man tits.
Josh: but you are, you do the jacob routine everyday.

by your mothers grandfather December 1, 2013