pulling pud 

Jerking off

Jack was pulling pud to his girlfriend's picture last night.

pulling pud by Jack inoff November 17, 2014

jurisdiction pud-pulling 

When people and/or organizations fight over responsibilities or ownership of a situation or duty

Two District Attorneys are jurisdiction pud-pulling over this murder rather than solving the crime.

jurisdiction pud-pulling by jondich February 28, 2020

chillin with the pud 

smoking marijuana with a group of close friends

"dude, let's chill with the pud"

"alright"

"you got the salmon?"

chillin with the pud by taylor March 13, 2005

muddle of pud 

Nirvana for frat assholes

Muddle of pud and date rape ROCK!!!

muddle of pud by aesop December 1, 2003

irish pud 

a limp dick that is useless when trying to have sex

"Sean really wants to fuck me, and I would have sex with him if not for his Irish pud." said Sarah

irish pud by Johnny Cockrin February 26, 2008

Da Pud 

Da Pud is an Eldredge,that lies and cannont handle fire arms. When an Eldredge pulls the bangstick the gun goes off and friends usually get hurt. Cover ups and lies ensue.

Da Pud has a Glock, GET DOWN!!!

Da Pud by Uncle_T_Beasley February 25, 2009

Mud Pud

Traditional southern US dish, usually prepared by rural inhabitants. Consists of throwing up the previous day's dinner into a pot, adding tabasco and letting simmer for 40-50 minutes.

"Kids, the winter's been rough. Looks like we'll be living on Mud Pud for a while".

Mud Pud by mudpudman666 March 25, 2017