poonacy

Crazy for the vagina

"after jerry got a lap dance he caught a bad case of the poonacy"

by jeff lange August 7, 2003

phonica

to fuck or do someone in the booty hole

Yeah, you like it when I Phonica, let me Phonica you harder!

by are_you_sexy? January 15, 2009

Phonication

An intimate, sexually oriented, extended phone call with a friend, also known as phone-boning....

Man, me and Melanie were in to some serious phonication last night

by JPnEB May 28, 2009

poonch

Nobody knows exactly what it means, but it’s an insult. The best part is that the receiver of this insult will be confused as to what you just said, and not sure if they should get mad or laugh. This is the opening you were waiting for to attack them while they’re thrown off.

“Shut up, you poonch!”
“What did you just say to me?”
“I said, ‘shut up you poonch!’”
“What the fu-“

by sweet but a psycho April 28, 2019

poonitis

a physical fear of the woman's poon.

Joe burton has a bad case of poonitis. That stupid fuck.

by Nathan Locke April 24, 2003

Phonics

Something no-lifers refer to when someone else makes an involuntary mistake on the internet. Usually suggested by assholes who are losing miserably in a heated argument.

Person 1: OMG, George W. Bush had sex with Dick Cheney!

Person 2: No he didn't, you fucking dipshit.
Person 1: You're the fucking dipshit, lol. Obviously you didn't hear.
Person 3: They really did get it on... its on the news.
Person 2: LOL noob, learn your fucking phonics. Learn to use "it's" correctly.
Person 4: Congratulations, you just won the fucktard of the year award. Who gives a shit about your noob phonics?

by PushMeh December 3, 2009

Poonizzo

Poon tang, Poon, pussy, vagizzo

I need some poonizzo

by DuffStyle December 25, 2002