pity pay

When you're out with some bitch on a first date and you know there won't be a second date.

I felt bad thinking she didn't have any money so I took the check and did a pity pay. -A Imps

by Have a nice night folks May 6, 2016

Pity Farmer

A person who adds a stupid app on Facebook, such as Farmville, just to help their friends/stop getting app invites.

Yeah, tom is still a douche for playing, but he wouldn't stop sending me those damn Farmville requests. I became his pity farmer by default.

by T-3PO January 24, 2011

pity-fuck

The very common result of bringing alcohol to a pity party.

I went to my friends pity party with a few cases of beer, it was obviously a mistake, the ending result being a pity-fucking orgy.

by Boo hoo get the fuck over it August 15, 2010

Pity Titties

Huge boobs on girls that are not pretty, don't have an ass, and are repulsive besides the fact that they have enormous tits. Gods way to give the ugly a chance at sex.

"Man that chick is so hideous, how did you ever manage to hit that?"
A: " She had the biggest pity titties I have ever seen, that's how."

by Was wasted October 10, 2011

pity fuck

Noun. Scotty B.
Synonym. Round Guy

Nobody would pity fuck Scotty B. if you taped a $100 bill to his bald forehead.

by John Monroe March 14, 2005

pity whore

Prostitute who offers service out of pity and not for money.

after his dog got ran over by a steam roller and his girlfriend got caught drinking waffle juice, he went to see the pity whore.

by biznob September 20, 2005

Pity nudes

When you do wrong by a person and you send them tit pics to make them feel better.

Maddie was grinding with guys at a party and cheated on her man...she sent him pity nudes after that.

by insensitive b April 15, 2017