Kenneth Phelps

The cult leader seen wearing a dog mask in the game Sally Face. Also known as the priest of Phelps Ministery, and the father of Travis Phelps.

"Hey, have you heard of Kenneth Phelps?"

"Yeah, he's the best cult leader around!"

by ur_broski_fnaf November 1, 2021

One Phelps

The amount of anal lube needed to have anal sex.

Created on Fark.com in thread about Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church.

Hey buddy could you give me one phelps of lube I want to have sex with this guy over here.

by aka_mrcam May 6, 2008

Dirty Phelps

The act of putting a swimming cap on one's head and divin head first into some monster tang. Named after the part time Olympic swimmer, full time sex crazed maniac, Michael Phelps. Goggles are optional, but highly recommended.

Just remember, always heat up the pool before you Dirty Phelps.

by Peter Picklepecker February 2, 2013

Phelping

When the police are too fast so you gotta start swimming

ex. 1 Colin got pulled and hit the digi dash, but the pig was too fast so he jumped in a lake and started phelping

by Jackajackajacka March 23, 2021

Owen Phelps

Poor just very poor he's super poor and has no friends

Poor is the definition of Owen phelps

by D,skkskdkek May 8, 2016

Phelped

To thoroughly succeed and win all events of one sport or activity, while being the best of all time. Usually includes embarassing your competitors by winning by a large margin.

A: Did you win?
B: I beat everyone there, while getting the award for best player of all time. I'm getting sponsor requests now.
A: You totally phelped that place.

by DeathTray October 11, 2008

connor phelps

Connor Phelps is the hottest man around, every girl on earth wishes she could have his big cock. He is an idol when it come to women.

Omg is that Connor Phelps? He has the biggest cock on earth!

by 69 killa November 16, 2020