Pee pee burn

Wheb you get a raging boner and it rubs against you pants causing pee pee burn.

Pee pee burn is self explanatory.

by Pesiouderos March 28, 2016

pee pee

the most gamer way to refer to ones penis. If you want to show that you yourself, or the person you are talking about, have a big penis,, it is absolutely necessary to refer to your member as a pee pee.

Chad: hey mary, would you like to see my dick?
Mary: no way! it's probably 2 inches!
Chad: oh sorry,, mary, would you like to see my PEE PEE?
Mary: omg! YES!!! now that you word it like that, i am somehow attracted to you more than anyone ive ever met! and wow! that two inch pee pee is the most impressive thing ive ever seen! way more attractive than a 9 inch dick!

by cameron6881 January 12, 2020

Pee Pee Shit

Pee Pee Shit refers to a person who tries so hard to pee that shit comes out of their genitalia

Guy 1: Yo I rlly needto piss
Guy 2:go piss
Guy 1: *tries hard to take a piss that shit comes out of his dick*
Guy 2: Yo u got pee pee shit coming out

by That CrackHead down the block February 1, 2020

pee pee

haha funny pee pee

"yo im tripping balls right now"

"haha pee pee"

by AntTheSauceGod January 15, 2022

Pee Performance

Standing and peeing directly in the water with the door open

You've got some bros over and a few hotties, and as you're trying to impress the hotties, one of the bros goes to the bathroom and proceeds to pee loudly in toilet bowl with door open. He doesn't even try to aim on the porcelain, but goes directly in the water... "Really bro? Now's not the time to give us your pee performance!"

by goodlord! May 13, 2015

Pee Stalker

Someone who follows you into a bathroom to continue a conversation and keeps on talking while you're doing your business

Liz is like a total pee stalker she totally followed me into the loo and wouldn't shut up it was so bad I got performance anxiety

by speed23 June 12, 2009

Pee your pants less

Something you angrily yell at a social worker (who in the past has urinated on themselves at work) when you are getting kicked out of your program.

Social worker: "you need to leave, you are a safety concern..."
Crazy woman getting kicked out: "Pee your pants less!"

by sun shine's out my... November 16, 2011