plate

Term used in the gym to indicate a 45-pound weight, used on an olympic barbell. Additionally, the term plate can be used to indicate another weight, when preceded by the number.

Ex1: Im benching 315 now! That's three plates on each side! ( 6x45 + 45 lb. bar )

Ex2: I bought a couple of 25 lb. plates for my home gym.

by TravisM July 24, 2008

platapussy

getting laid by a platypus
the act of having sex with a platypus

Dude, I got some sweet platapussy last night at the zoo.

by 69 hunter February 24, 2009

plateauphilia

An abnormal love for a specific kind of geographical terrain, namely plateaus.

Randi is ready to go to Nigeria to see the plateaus over there even if it means he will die in the fuckin' country-ass fucked up town. Indeed, he has plateauphilia.

by Comrade Revenant July 15, 2010

Platypus Controlling Me

The rap song that is performed by amateur lyricist and pharmacist Doctor Heinz doofenshmirtz. The song is a very modern take on societal issues, mostly including overarching authority figures.

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I'll be honest I don't really understand
But I fell down this hill now I got glue on my hands
And I got records on my fingers
Kids: What
Doof: Records on my fingers
I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop
Kids: Don't stop
Doof: I can't stop I got a platypus controlling me
Kids: WHAT
Doof: I got a platypus controlling me
Now let me sum it up
It was a strange set of circumstances
Kids: Strange set of circumstances
Doof: I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands now I got records on my fingers
And I just can't stop
Kids: DON'T STOP DON'T STOP
Doof: Well I would if I was able
There's a platypus controlling me he's underneath the table
Kids: There's a platypus controlling him
WHAT
Kid: Oh I get it, platypus is a metaphor for whatever is keeping you down
Kid: Like corporations are a platypus
Kids: The government's a platypus
Your teacher is a platypus
Weird Kid: My teacher is a panda
Kids: Society's a platypus
My parents are a platypus
The media's a platypus
It's all just propaganda
We've all got platypus controlling us
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: No just me
Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us
Doof: I'd stop if I was able
Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us
Doof: I'm not speaking metaphorically
The platypus controlling me is underneath the table
Oh wait, no, he's gone
Hey
There's no platypus controlling me
There's no platypus controlling me

by HoloVenom May 1, 2020

platerin

Anything has a cool feeling, sound, or appearance

Squishing your foot into moist mud
Typing with fake nails on a keyboard

That tile is so platerin with its pluppy grapes sticking out from the wall

by allison lauren hillary January 11, 2009

plate rape

Is when you still a piece of food off someone else's plate while they are not aware, ie. when they are in the restroom.

I can't beleive you are going to plate rape Ralph like that.

by Pittdogg October 15, 2008

platefuck

Plate fuck is most used when you are losing an arguement or the person is too thick to understand they are wrong or in other meaning which means you are so angry you wanna fuck thier face untill its flat as a plate.

"Stfu your wrong ya platefuck"

"Mate ill platefuck your mum"

"Sodd off platefuck"

by The wise tgc member April 1, 2017