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Will Pepsi be okay?

The question responsible for half the sale of Pepsi Cola, if not more. You can meet it in any country.
- Will Pepsi be okay?
- Well... okay, I guess I can take that for once, I don't wanna turn somewhere else now.
by zacon November 29, 2003
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passive ambitious

adj.

being, marked by, or displaying behavior characterized by expressing motivation, ends-orientation, or achievement in an unassertive, passive way (as through study or work binges interspersed with procrastination and distraction)

descriptor for intrinsically lazy people who are latently driven to do a lot

descriptor for people whose success often seems effortless and who seem fairly unconcerned with it
Khoa's so passive ambitious -- he spends almost all his time playing guitar and surfing, yet he just got accepted to Yale Law School, finished his third novel, and helped develop a new method to replicate DNA strands.
by hien ngoc nguyen November 25, 2004
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pensil

The mis-spelling of the word pencil
Pensil? Smooth one, first grader.
by weeeedoodle February 24, 2008
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Passion Throw

Noun:

A defensive Hail Mary, especially in Ultimate Frisbee.
Ali made a Passion Throw yesterday. All the girls went wild.
by G-Had/Whitebread May 4, 2009
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A passionate gamer

A fan of a game, that the creators of the said game identify as a nuisance.
You shouldn't belive in everything Tyler McVicker says, he is not a developer. He's just a passionate gamer.
by CatInAnOversizedHat April 3, 2022
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Violent Passion Surrogate

The inflammatory allegations and viewpoints offered by pundits in the Mainstream Media, calculated to make people feel righteously indignant, angry, and/or fearful.

V.P.S. is great for keeping people divided over pointless issues and bogged down by a never-ending ending stream of misinformation and biased interpretations which exist only within a truncated frame of reference.
Letting yourself be moved by V.P.S., and especially holding it as sound knowledge is anathema to intelligence and progress as it only causes fragmentation and feelings of intellectual and moral superiority.

Etymology: Taken from Aldous Huxley's book, "Brave New World." In that book's planned perfect society, people need a monthly dose of a concoction called V.P.S. to expose their body to all of the violent emotions which their perfect society does not elicit. It is touted having "all of the tonic effects of killing Desdemona and being killed by Othello," and is essential for bodily health.
Example 1
News Junkie: "That fuckin Bill O'Reilly; how can anyone be so stupid and ignorant?"

Rational Thinker: "Relax, He's paid to be inflammatory and administer your Violent Passion Surrogate."

Example 2
Reactionary: "Goddamn Obama is gonna take away my guns and turn this into a socialist country!"
Rational Thinker: "Relax dude, if they're talking about it on the news it's probably not an important issue but a distraction from real goings-on. It's just some Violent Passion Surroagte to keep you from thinking clearly.
by dreguan May 15, 2013
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Pepsi

A black carbonated beverage (soda). It's delicious and tasty.

Slang for speed(amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine). Often used for studying.
Steve: Can I have a Pepsi?

Josh: Sure!

Steve: You got any Pepsi?

Walter: Sure!
by HawaiianPunch1 July 14, 2021
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