Muskets at Dawn

When your arguing with the boss of the house and shits about to go down

Her: Do this, Do that, Don't forget to bring the bin in

Him: Fuck off! I'm going to the pub

*world freezes*

Muskets at dawn pops up for everyone to see

by DS798 August 29, 2025

Musty Musket

The act of a male partner receiving a blow job from a female and then using her spit as lubricant for anal sex, until she shits and then the male partner using a small metal tamping rod to shovel the shit into his spermatic vein. And then proceeding to pleasure himself until he ejaculates, and the sperm shoots the shit out like a musket.
(This act may also be utilized In gay encounters or self pleasure such as gooning sessions)

Dude 1: Bro I did the musty musket with sharrel last night and now my I have an infection!
Dude 2:Damn bro that must really suck!

by Yeetboi12222 December 13, 2022

Loading the Musket

When a male inserts his fecal matter into a woman's butthole and then forces it in deeper with his penis. The woman will then push as hard as she can and shoot it out.

Dude were you and nancy loading the musket last night? We could smell it in the other room.

by Jowuhepona69 February 28, 2017

Elongated Musket

A word comedically used to lengthen Elon Musk's name.

The richest man in the world is Elongated Musket.

by balistah August 20, 2023

musketeer special

The act of sticking a funnel into a persons rectum and urinating, cuming and shiting into the funnel.

Hey, babe you want The musketeer special.

by Beat dick -ben September 12, 2020

Musket Gang

you dont wanna mess with the musket gang. they are dangerus and should not be messed with. musket gang is the gangers of the gangsters.
They walk around with musket and Machine guns
Killing a Brit if in sight
Fear the musket gang

"oh no its the musket gang... HIDE!"
" he be a part of the musket Gang"

by Josva Gangster November 22, 2023

Ukrainian Musket

The act of stuffing your ballsack into a partners vagina or anus with a Ram rod (ex. Dildo).

I have that whore a Ukrainian musket the other night man

by DustyScrote May 13, 2022