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Marked&Bloched

To be Marked&bloched means that you got to know a guy pretty well on facebook. You sent him naked pictures of yourself, enjoyed sexchatting and set up a date to meet him. You fly to meet this guy/gal and after the sex you realize that he/she will never talk to you again and before you even get home they have defriended and blocked you on facebook.
I just got Marked&bloched! I'm never meeting someone online again!
by oldman99 July 26, 2011
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Macked

(Verb)To get dumped publicly after heavy sexual intercourse that usually involves racist pony midgets.
Did you hear how Lexi got macked? Man that was bad.
by Seebass March 28, 2015
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Pock-marked

"That Sarah, she's pock-marked, wouldn't you agree?
by Redback33 June 2, 2009
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mankid

substitute for son. refers to a child in middle age
Finally, my mankid is coming to visit Australia!,
by aussie mom August 25, 2011
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J-Macked

i j-macked the shit out da hoe!or been there done that i J-macked dat trick last night!!!
by B easy08 March 26, 2008
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MANned

when a male has such big man titties that television shows have to censor or ban his breasts from being shown because the size of them are either the same or bigger than your average female
On family night I was watching a porno in the living room and I was really giving it to myself then suddenly what I originally thought I was a nice set of breasts were actually Kevin James' breasts with his shirt off in one of his movies, I was disapointed when realizing that the hairy thick chest wasnt on a woman, things like that need to be banned or MANned I still finished of course and went back for seconds when everybody fell asleep or should I say on everybody that fell asleep.
by tophieCC May 3, 2010
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Marked Man

When a guy cock slaps a person in the forehead hard enough to leave a bruised impression of a penis on that persons forehead. The bruise must obviously be a penis or its not an official Marked Man.
Wayne says "awh guys, come check it out! i check marked manned Kyle!"
by WhyteKong January 27, 2010
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