I. T. guy in a manger

Some one who if they can't have something destroys it rather than letting some one else have it. From the to common habit of some I.T. people of destroying decommissioned equipment, instead of putting it in recycle. A update of a dog in a manger.

What's the difference between an I. T. guy in a manger and a dog? The dog eventually leaves , and the other animals get use of the manger, the I.T. guy pisses and shits in it so on one can use it.

by yorkystomper April 14, 2013

ManBearPig

1/2 Man 1/2 Bear 1/2 Pig....Any girl that you get with when your drunk that is below your friends standards is a MBP (ManBearPig AKA ManBear)

See manbearpig hunter(Drew,Nessler,Nardi) for a better definition of what happens to the MBPs

1. Nard jumped on a grenade last night...god damn was she a ManBearPig
2. I was huntin at the rugby house and fingerblasted some ManBearPig last night after the big win against East Stroudsberg(93-7)
3. Sam Rizzo only gets with ManBearPigs

by king of the pigs April 20, 2009

manbearpig

All of the thumbs down show liberals for the retarded pukes that they are.They get all defensive about a fucking joke made on a fucking cartoon.No wonder they keep losing elections.They take themselves way too seriously.Fags.

Oh booga booga boo , manbearpig is out to get you liberals.

by democraps are more fucked June 18, 2006

Manburgerhelper

When one man asks another man for help.

Hey Jack, can I have a serving of Manburgerhelper? I can't lift this bag of steel.

by Willy Bobo Duck June 20, 2011

manferno

the almighty hammerwolf who can consistently drink better than your mother... when it is highly doubted, manferno will follow through once again, time after time.

surfer dude: dude that hammerwolf is such a manferno
stifel tower: yea man it is truly unbelievable how he can drink better than your mom time after time
brunette: hes not that sweet

by coalition of virginity October 12, 2004

manbeast

noun A hybrid being that is part-human and part-animal, or more like a human with some animal-like features; sometimes seen in some anime/manga

Ex. Imagine a teenage girl with cat ears, a cat tail, paws, and feline insticts. That is a cat-manbeast. (Google them.)

Examples are Tewi Inaba, the Earth Rabbit, and Chen, the Cat of Black Omens, from the Touhou series.

Any previous assinine definiton of a manbeast being an ugly or hairy woman is completely retarded and whoever was stupid enough to write or believe it has some serious issues.

I wish I were part cat. :3
Or better yet, I wish I were a cat-manbeast! X3

by Cat-Manbeast January 27, 2011

mander

one who gives the worst blowjobs ever. Much like a meatgrinder.

man ashley is such a mander my dick felt like ground beef.

by commandoc March 4, 2009