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Madden Diploma

A degree of learning acquired by American males that gives them a false sense that have the required knowledge to quarterback pick-up football games.

To earn a Madden Diploma one must lead an undefeated team to the super bowl in Madden 10, and, most importantly; believe that because they won 19 meaningless games on Madden, they now have superior knowledge of the X’s and O’s of football, and are best suited to run offence and defense in a 7 on 7 back yard game.
“Why the hell does Jeremy call the play action fly every third play?”
“Trust the system. He has his Madden Diploma.”
by mikelicht February 1, 2010
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Madelein

A beautiful girl with a beautiful name, better than the basic Madeleine, she is a badass she can get away with anything, She can multi-task, she is the bomb. Everyone wants to be or be with her.
Girl 1: look it's Madelein!

Girl 2: Omg Im so jelly, look how fast those guys came to her.
Guy 1: I am in love already and I just looked at her
by taiocruzondaily June 9, 2015
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Self made

When your sister makes a sex tape and gets famous.
Doug: Wow did you hear about the new Forbes article where it says Kylie Jenner is the youngest SeLf MaDe BiLLiOnAiRe!
Tim: buuuuut she not thoooo... she was always rich.
by Jamesbuttlicker March 7, 2019
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How It's Made

An Awesome Show That Shows People How Shits Built
Sam:Let's Watch How It's Made!
Jesse:Hell Yeah!
by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 9, 2008
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Made-A-Mistake

1. Telling somebody that you cooked your boyfriend/male friend a steak.

2. To mess up by accident

3. To incorrectly cook or screw up a steak dinner.
*(saying 'MADE-A-MISTAKE' fast, sounds like 'MADE-HIM-A-STEAK')<

1. Carmen: "Ey Girl! What the hell'd you do for your boyfriend this Valentine's Day?" Vivian: "Oh! He hasn't told you yet... I made-a-mistake.

2. God must have made-a-mistake when he created the creature that is you!

3. By turning up the oven to a scorching 575°F I made-a-mistake and ruined my boyfriends' Valentine's dinner.

*Misteak= the noun version.
by XxT$MON3Y->M. August 17, 2008
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Made of cheese

Engineering expression used to describe the hardness and durability of tools and parts.
These cheap allen keys are made of cheese. They rounded-off the first time I used them.
by theendlessdream January 19, 2009
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madeline

madeline. the most amazing, loving person you will ever meet. she loves talking about anything she is passionate about. she has brown hair and brown eyes which shine like pools of chocolate. her outfis are usually really cute and she makes everyone smile when she walks in the room. she is a person who has been through a lot of stuff she didn’t deserve, but she still manages to be happy. she has the cutest freckles and the most amazing smile. she is a soft e-girl just kidding maddie i love you. oh yeah she goes by maddie and she deals with me in geometry class
“hey maddie just walked in

*starts waving hands around like a chicken to get madelines attention*
by smallpeepee February 1, 2019
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