Mogan

A fat monkey whore

Fucking Mogan that fat monkey whore ate the last of the cinnamon sticks

by thehead603 July 8, 2011

monogamous

The condition of only playing one game or one genre.

"He won't play anything but Half-Life, he's such a monogamous wierdo."

by Prof. Ace Hole May 10, 2003

monogamister

A man who insists that his lover become monogamous with him.

I had a great time with Ralph, but when he got all monogamister on me, I had to explain that monogamy isn't really my thing. I can't help it; I'm just not a monogamiss.

by gurgoob January 10, 2012

Serial monogamist

It means you’re staying faithful to your cornflakes right now.

I’m a serial monogamist. I’m staying faithful to my cornflakes right now.

by Night King January 2, 2018

Mongathon

When a person can speak perfect English when they talk to you in person, but abbreviates every word in a sentence so the sentence becomes unreadable when they are online.

Spoken - Hello. How are you today? Did you pick up your essay from Mr Jones?

Online - hi how r u 2day did u pic ^ ur sa frm mr J

This is an example of a Mongathon.

by Sundariel January 12, 2006

Mogaraptor

Pun on the word and dinosaur species Velociraptor well known for tearing apart its pray. Refers to a cat which has exhibited the same carnivorous tendencies by doing a full rendering of some luckless rabbit, bird or mouse.

Plural mogaraptors refers to cats rendering in packs.

Me: What's with the funny smell in the lounge and the bits of fur everywhere.

You: I think it used to be a rabbit before the mogaraptor got hold of it.

by cycling pilot April 18, 2010

monogame

How people incorrectly spell, "monogamy."

Hey bro, my gf is totally into monogame! Taht is so teh n00bage!

by The All-Seeing Eye June 11, 2008