Serbian massage

A very hard beating. In Serbia it´s known to be a common expression, especially in Belgrad. The Serbian expression is сербисцхе масажа
by masterofmassage April 10, 2013
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soft touch massage

A massage where the masseuse softly touches your body with her fingers and hair and works your inner thighs and taint while on your stomach in an effort to give you an erection. She then asks you to turn over and finishes you off with a hand release. A table shower usually concludes the session.
Just got back from an soft touch massage and man do I feel relaxed.
by green plant February 10, 2014
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full body massage

A legal way to advertise a massage which ends with the man receiving a hand job.
A full body massage costs 40 dollars for half an hour.
by left4ded April 13, 2005
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Tantric Yoni Massage

Yoni is the Sanskrit word for the vagina that is loosely translated as "sacred space" or "Sacred Temple." In Tantra, the Yoni is seen from a perspective of love and respect.
The goal of the Tantric Yoni massage is not solely to achieve orgasm, although orgasm is often a pleasant and welcome side effect. The goal can be as simple as to pleasure and massage the Yoni. From this perspective both receiver and giver can relax, and do not have to worry about achieving any particular goal. When orgasm does occur it is usually more expanded, more intense and more satisfying. It is also helpful for the giver to not expect anything in return, but simply allow the receiver to enjoy the massage and to relax into herself.
by canucker November 17, 2006
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Asian rain massage

Getting peed on by an Asian masseuse
For $5 dollars more, you get the Asian rain massage.
by Shaunasweets August 25, 2018
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Flemish massage beast

That Flemish massage beast just watered the bunny hole without the proper credentials.
by iam3toed April 01, 2011
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Alabama Brain Massage

Indiscriminant nose-picking in a very deep fashion involving one or two fingers. Often seen at a stoplight on the car next to you. Sometimes followed by a sniffing of the fingers if productive, and/or rolling the residue with the index finger and thumb and flicking it either on the floorboard of the car or out the window.
Jared, check out that guy in the car next to us digging for gold. Dude, that is an Alabama Brain Massage if I've ever seen one!
by fway September 01, 2013
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