A movie cliché in which a black man with apparently supernatural powers mysteriously appears, helps the white man in trouble get through his problems for no reward, and then cheerfully leaves the story altogether.
by Joseph Anchorhead December 12, 2003
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You: "Dude, what in the world are you doing with her?"
Friend: "She's really a nice, and pretty girl."
You: "Naw dude, sorry...Back up! You're too close! She's a magic eye!"
Friend: "She's really a nice, and pretty girl."
You: "Naw dude, sorry...Back up! You're too close! She's a magic eye!"
by H_T-Bone_R August 1, 2010
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Greg: Dude what happened to you last night? We were party'n our asses off.
Steven: Sorry man. I went Magikarping with my grandma.
Steven: Sorry man. I went Magikarping with my grandma.
by Ashketchummmmmm February 18, 2017
Get the Magikarping mug.A person who studies and discuses the arts of magic(k), treating themself as an authority on both the practical applications as well as the histories behind the techniques, with very little (usually none) actual experience in its use. This is a person who has probably read a great deal of literature written by members (or ex-members) of the Golden Dawn and/or a great deal of metaphysical theory (Chaos Magick being a common choice). Generally, these people come in one of two varieties, a: the overly accepting type, typified by the statement, "Well, it should work... in theory" and b: the overly pessemistic type, typified by the statement, "You can't do THAT!". Generally, the second type is deemed more annoying, being that they tend to have a highly negative reaction to any concept, theory, or technique that they have not already read about in a book that has been published for more than ten years. There are some, however, who find things the opposite, finding the rediculous ideas expounded by type a bordering on offensive. (a term generally used amongst Pagans, occultists, and other magic(k)-practicing people)
a: "Well, the theory is sound."
"Yes, but if every 'sound theory' actually worked, I'd have a twelve-inch cock and would fly to work every day"
b: "Well, Roger says that it won't work"
"Well, Roger is an armchair magician, and, if we listened to him, we'd all be doing lesser banishing rituals of the pentagram every time we wipe our asses."
"Yes, but if every 'sound theory' actually worked, I'd have a twelve-inch cock and would fly to work every day"
b: "Well, Roger says that it won't work"
"Well, Roger is an armchair magician, and, if we listened to him, we'd all be doing lesser banishing rituals of the pentagram every time we wipe our asses."
by D351 January 30, 2007
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Guy: Dude I just copped a fat Magic Bean from that Magic Bean Salesman. We can go plant it and pull a sword out of the ground so that seven years later we can fly around on a big leaf!
Guy 2: Are you sure that you just planted it?
Guy 2: Are you sure that you just planted it?
by fuzzy473 September 8, 2009
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Get the magical mug.He's back, and he's got a new trick. He's ten times as slick as the last time you saw him, and now you can see why we really adore him. You might think his new trick is sick, sawing a pigeon in half with a stick.
Anyway, he's freakin' awesome and I think he's into S&M... I dunno what's up with that magic leather whip, hm....
Anyway, he's freakin' awesome and I think he's into S&M... I dunno what's up with that magic leather whip, hm....
by Losti March 21, 2005
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