Magikarping

When you take a dead fish and jerky off a hobo with it.

Greg: Dude what happened to you last night? We were party'n our asses off.
Steven: Sorry man. I went Magikarping with my grandma.

by Ashketchummmmmm February 19, 2017

Hanger

The turd that’s stuck between sphincters. Wipe, wipe, wipe again, and what’s the use?

Someone grab me another roll of buttwipe, I’ve got a nasty hanger in here. It’s like wiping a marker.

by Ashketchummmmmm June 29, 2019