13 definitions by D351
It seems to me... a bunch of crazies who couldn't decide between joining the cheerleading squad and the drama club, so they got together and started this costumed form of cheerleading... People this crazy should be questioned... heavily, though, to give them due credit, they do seem to put forth a great deal more effort than any cheerleaders, or even most drama kids.
Absolutely nothing makes sense about this supposed winterguard.
by D351 January 27, 2007
A person who studies and discuses the arts of magic(k), treating themself as an authority on both the practical applications as well as the histories behind the techniques, with very little (usually none) actual experience in its use. This is a person who has probably read a great deal of literature written by members (or ex-members) of the Golden Dawn and/or a great deal of metaphysical theory (Chaos Magick being a common choice). Generally, these people come in one of two varieties, a: the overly accepting type, typified by the statement, "Well, it should work... in theory" and b: the overly pessemistic type, typified by the statement, "You can't do THAT!". Generally, the second type is deemed more annoying, being that they tend to have a highly negative reaction to any concept, theory, or technique that they have not already read about in a book that has been published for more than ten years. There are some, however, who find things the opposite, finding the rediculous ideas expounded by type a bordering on offensive. (a term generally used amongst Pagans, occultists, and other magic(k)-practicing people)
a: "Well, the theory is sound."
"Yes, but if every 'sound theory' actually worked, I'd have a twelve-inch cock and would fly to work every day"
b: "Well, Roger says that it won't work"
"Well, Roger is an armchair magician, and, if we listened to him, we'd all be doing lesser banishing rituals of the pentagram every time we wipe our asses."
"Yes, but if every 'sound theory' actually worked, I'd have a twelve-inch cock and would fly to work every day"
b: "Well, Roger says that it won't work"
"Well, Roger is an armchair magician, and, if we listened to him, we'd all be doing lesser banishing rituals of the pentagram every time we wipe our asses."
by D351 January 25, 2007
by D351 February 1, 2007
1. Mexican Immigrant Liberation Front, a fictional, millitant organization of Mexican immigrants and their descendents, with the goal of taking back the lands of their forefathers (western and southern US). This is a highly organized organization, hence it being called an organization. (even more secretive than the IRA, a very similar organization) This is why there is absolutely no evidence as to the existance of such an organization.
2. "Mother I'd like to fuck"
3. A joke played on the US gov't, the comedy being in the relationship between the two previous definitions. (see hoax)
2. "Mother I'd like to fuck"
3. A joke played on the US gov't, the comedy being in the relationship between the two previous definitions. (see hoax)
It would appear that the bombing of the Junior Chamber of Commerce was an act of MILF, a much-feared organization that has been under heavy investigation for years now.
by D351 January 27, 2007
A magic word used to get irritating people to go away. Whisper it quietly to yourself for a while as a calming mantra, and if that doesn't work, enunciate loudly and clearly, "GO. EAT. A. DICK!" This practice is found in the retail and customer service professions of some english-speaking cultures.
by D351 July 25, 2014
Someone who plays the drums. Male drummers are commonly looked upon negatively by most other males, and positively by females. Oddly enough, though, these females who are in to drummers rarely act on their compulsion. As for female drummers, they are too rarely in the public eye to get accurate statistics. Also, drummers are notorious for being in as little clothing as one can possibly get away with at any given time. Many believe this to be due to the extreme effort put forth by a good drummer, as they get quite hot and sweaty, also one possible reason for the female reaction, but this theory is discredited by the common case in which this anti-clothing behavior is carried over in to offstage life, such as public appearances and music videos. (see Tony Kanal, of No Doubt)There are many who would speculate wether this anti-clothing behavior carries over to females as well, but there is presently very little available data on the subject. For the most part, female drummers are known to behave like farely normal women, only recieving the personality traits of a drummer and little of the outward behavior. This is mostly speculation, though, for, as was said, there is little data on the subject.
Though there is little data on the subject, I'm sure Data would love to be all over some female drummers.
by D351 January 26, 2007
The state of having fallen so far in love that one's head is no longer over one's heels but under them, leaving them in a position of not even being able to scrutinize the situation (head in the sand) when there are obvious signs that things are going down hill, or they aren't being treated right. Things do not have to be going wrong for one to be "head in the sand in love". It is merely a very good way of telling. Also, one whom is "head in the sand in love" will not notice any faults at all in the person of their obsession.
Looking back, she may have screwed me over really bad, but I can never know for sure... I guess I'm still head in the sand in love.
by D351 January 31, 2007