Not to jack my self off

Similar to “not to toot my own horn”, it’s said before someone is going to talk about what makes them great.

Not to jack my self off but I do have the nicest ‘69 mustang.

by Unk22 August 5, 2022

jacking the dog off to feed the cat

Having bad times financially. Not having any money, being broke.

I have been so broke, I had to start jacking the dog off to feed the cat!

by Neil White November 5, 2008

Jack me off like you beat your own meat!

"Jack me off like you beat your own meat!}" is what I tell my {roomie to do to me sometimes.

Hey Matt, Jack me off like you beat your own meat!

by eda-skip November 24, 2021

Jack off january

Jack off january is when a man or boy can jack off as many times as they want as long as it accuser in january

I hope jack off january comes soon im ready.

by jakepaul124 November 17, 2020

jack off junky

Someone who is addicted to jerking off.

Oh Bill he won't come to the party, he's a jack off junky.

by HandyHoe January 28, 2017

Jack Off Jill

An awesome alternative/ rock/ riot grrl band. They had two albums, Sexless Demons and Scars (1996) and Clear Hearts Grey Flowers (2000). It was founded in 1992 by Jessicka Addams when she was only 16. She used to write lyrics for songs before that. The original band line up was Jessicka Addams, Agent Moulder, Tenni Ah-Cha-Cha and Michelle Inhell.

They broke up in 2000 due to opinion differences.
YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GIVE THEM A SHOT THEY ARE GROOVY!

Consumed by hate and guilt,she'll never retire
Too old to fix,too dead to ever acquire
Slit wrists, talk shit, but she will never inspire
A plan to save herself,the cinnamon spider -
Cinnamon Spider by Jack Off Jill

by k3r0sen May 2, 2023

Jack Off

When you play any of the Jackbox party pack games competitively

Jimmy: Hey man wanna jack off with me?
Carr: sure thing bro I love jacking off

by Big Booty Latinas 2 April 12, 2024