Invisible

Your dad.

-Hey Timmy what does your dad do for a living?

Timmy: Oh, he likes to cosplay as John Cena in his freetime... meaning all of the time.

-Wow Timmy! Your dad can become invisible?!

Timmy: yeah something like that...

by Kanye's left testicle May 3, 2023

invisible shocked

When you have the ability to have sex with someone with a psychic ability and someone comes out of left field another individual sticks something in your ass

I was advanced Astral projecting and someone else invisible shocked me

by Saerow April 28, 2021

Invisible cat

a cat that is invisible

Katie has an invisible cat

by K Marie B January 17, 2021

Invisible

When you cannot see something or someone

Max and Leo
Max: I can't see you Leo where did you go
Leo: I'm invisible you can't see me

by Cherry muffin July 27, 2016

Invisible Boyfriend

The boyfriend that everybody hears about, but nobody sees. He has a wife, so he doesn't like to be known as your boyfriend by anyone other than you, but calls you his girlfriend. You are his secret lover.

My invisible boyfriend came over today, but he left before anyone came home.

by LadyA314 December 20, 2023

Invisible

Often typed as:

I now identify as invisible. My pronouns are who/where.

by Argetlam26 May 26, 2023

Invisible mistresses

Invisible mistresses are even invisible to each other and not just the guys invisible wife when he gets to the afterlife depending on what you believe in.

The bigot misogynist womanizer homophobe faggot loser dude had about 40 something invisible mistresses waiting on him in his afterlife that he didnt want his invisible wife to know about. He also didnt want the invisible mistresses to find out about each other, since that would fuck up the imaginary pussy he wanted to get from all 40 of them when he got to the afterlife, even though he didnt know how he would actually get any of this done in the afterlife.

by Solid Mantis July 18, 2020